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(59 votes) Published: Aug 08, 2008 11:02 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 536 times
This egg is all about money, and saving/making it, there’s proally a lot of these kind of eggs out but idk i was bored, sorry if i missed any subjects or parts on some of the topics, and correct me if im wrong, but im sure you all will get the main idea. Just leave a comment if there’s anything wrong
Income:
This is the most important asset to civilized living, without this there is no source of income, another words, no source of the main essentials of living.(Food[unless your a farmer], and Shelter. Some might argue that clothing would be nice too :p) The easiest and most efficient way to obtain a source of income is by getting a JOB! And keeping it. In some cases, it may be good to have more than one job to get more amounts of money. More money never hurts. ;]
-Tips On Getting A Job-
~An Education!-One of the main resources needed in the job market. If you had not completed high school, another alternative is a getting a G.E.D., not too good looking as a High School Diploma but still something that says your educated.
~Resume-Sometimes needed to get a job, not needed all the time though.
^-Creating A Good Resume-^
The key components to a resume are Your Objective, Relevant Skills & Experience, Education, and your Employment History
-Your Objective - This section of the resume tells the person who reviews your resume what your goal is while working at the job your applying for, E.G. OBJECTIVE - Position as Production Manager(at a construction job), basically your telling the person what job you want to achieve while working at that job.
-Relevant Skills & Experience - Mainly this section reviews your special skills and experience that relate to the job you apply for such as basic spanish skills for a Spanish speaking work environment, or like a fast wpm(words per minute, for like desk jobs and clerks), OSHA permit(safety permit), Food Handler’s card(cooking), Flagger’s License(Usually for construction sites) etc. Usually gaining experience is by practice and learning, so dont be afraid to look for special trainings or just brushing up on your typing or cooking skills.
-Education - This section will show your interviewer how educated your are(obviously). A G.E.D. is alright, a High School Diploma is better, An Associates degree in w.e is even better, and so on. The higher the education the better the job, and the more money $$$.
-Employment History - Many interviewers overlook this section more than others so they know how developed your work ethic is, and what kind of work that you previously did. You can put many things on there, working for your friends parents or at with some of the local organizations.
~Good First Impressions When Applying-In the job market, people do not want to hire individuals that act 6 years old, they want a mature, professional worker. Flash those pearly whites and be nice to everyone around you.
~Applying At Several Locations-Doing this will increase your chances at getting a job. The more applications/resumes put in the higher the chances at getting a job.
~Dressing Nice When Applying-This will show that you are professional and are serious about working. Slacks and a nice button up shirt will do. Not jeans!
~Calling To See If They’re Hiring-This will show that you are eager to work. Just assimple as a phone call, just ask if they are hiring and tell them that you had put your application in, and that your were wondering if they had looked it over at all.
-Tips On Keeping Your Job/Improving Your Pay-
~Never Be Late-Consistent tardiness at work will eventually get your fired. By never being late, will not only save you from being fired, but will also show your boss that you are responsible, and dependable. Being early is better because you save the risk, and give a good representation of yourself to your boss.
~Good Attitude Towards Work-This will show your boss that you are glad to be working for them(although you proally wont)
~Bust Your Ass(Work Hard lol)-Working hard gives a great impression of yourself to your boss and others. Work your hardest even through tough times, this will make you look like an iron worker, and stand out from other workers, possibly shortening the wait for your promotion.
After You Aqquired A Dependable Income:
Once you got an alright-good source of income, you need to train yourself to save. Saving money will create an excess amount of money that can be put into a savings account or investment that will grow interest over the years, or just for emergency money.
-Tips on Saving Money-
~Creating Good Credit-A problem most people deal with bad credit. Good credit allows you to buy alot of things that you wouldnt be able to with bad credit, open a good credit card account, good loans, and many more things. One of the simplest things to do to create good credit is to pay your bills on time. Another opening a credit card account, and paying those bills on time.
~Buying Only What You Need-Many people waste money on pointless shit that they don’t even need such as an x-box, more clothes, new big screen tv, etc. I know it sounds harsh but when you add all that wasted money up, you got a pretty looking penny!
~Don’t Eat Out!-This is why our beautiful country has sooo many fat ppl walking around, although the ladys are actually trying nowadays to keep ion shape :D. You can proally make a couple hamburgers on the grill at home, and pour some pop for about a few or more dollars(which the leftovers can be used for later meals), as opposed to buying a Single hamburger, a couply fries, and a drink for nearly $5 which only gives you enough food for that sitting. May not seem a lot when you buy every so often, but it adds up, quick!
~Avoiding Long Drives & Grouping Your Trips-Gas these days is rediculous. A good way to avoid overusing gas is by planning your trips before you take them. Also avoiding those long ass drives to wherever.
~Living Green :o-There’s many ways to convert yorself to a greener person(haha), use products that arent powered by gas that normally are, turning the power off during the day, turning off the water heater during the day and insulating the water heater, recycle pop cans or other recycable products as much as you can, don’t use soo much garbage, etc. Anything that will help make the world greener will also make anyones wallet a little bit bigger.
After You Have An Excess Amount Of Money Saved:
Now comes the fun part! With that big chunck of money from all those years of saving, you can put into investments. These will grow over the years from interest, making you richer by the years.
-Tips on Investing-
~Educated Investing-Knowing what your investing in will obviously help you understand your future economic situation. Don’t invest on something that will take decades to grow, you want to be rich quick. Invest in things that are quickly/popularly selling and make more money than what you put into it. Savings bonds or Stocks are both good to invest in because they both make money(not stocks all the time), if you keep them over time. Housing is also something good to invest in because people will always need a house, and also housing over the years has gone up in value. Property also falls under housing, besides the fact that people will always need property.
~Safely Investing-Sometimes investing in one thing too much can lead you to a bad economic situation. Be smart with the quantities of investments. Don’t buy a bunch of stocks for a company that won’t be known in the next decade.
Hope you guys got the idea of the power of money, i wish you all good luck with your economic future
Aug 09, 2008 9:11 am - Hooded, you dont even have any eggs so how about you shut your mouth and go and write a better egg. 5* to help with hooded’s faggishness
Aug 09, 2008 9:42 am - Do you know how long ive been around this website,for one you think your the first person to tell me that? if not why even bother posting it idiot.
Many people waste money on pointless shit that they don’t even need such as an x-box, more clothes, new big screen tv, etc. I know it sounds harsh but when you add all that wasted money up, you got a pretty looking penny!
Then whats the point on saving money for yourself, if your not aloud to spend it on yourself?
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However there is a diffrence between Pointless spending and Smart spending.
Aug 11, 2008 7:17 pm - I put in a tankless water heater which only lights when the water runs.
From my days of fast food servitude, if you turn in a job application that doesn’t look like it was used as a coffee filter, look like you bathed recently, and aren’t drunk or stoned at that given moment, you are ahead of about half the applicants. However, getting your first job is tough. Emphasize good grades and after school activities to show you aren’t a complete retard and therefore worthy of trust. Once you have that first job, know you’re not obligated to stay if something better comes along.
Aug 12, 2008 6:32 am - I was going to go in depth and explain why this egg is crap.
I wont because I’m tired.
For a start you have titled this rancid little battery egg poorly!
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