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Get rid of fingerprints... permanently or temporarily
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Published: Aug 28, 2001 12:00 a.m.
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Ok, this is gonna be fast and furious cuz I’m in a hurry.

TO GET RID OF THEM FOR GOOD YOU NEED:

1. Lye
2. Vinegar
3. The Anarchist’s Cookbook

Alright, the AC says use certain draino crystals, but that is just lye, so if you can find lye somewhere else it will work. What they don’t tell you is that lye will burn until you put something like vinegar on it, so you better have a little bowl of vinegar there to stick your finger in. You just make paper cuts on your fingers and stick on some lye and it burns off the identifying features of your fingerprints (and hurts like hell... i tried it on my thumb and it works but i only did it ONE TIME, dumped my thumb in vinegar real quick and NEVER did it again... so what does that tell you?) The AC will tell you what to burn off to defeat those computer identifier programs the cops have. Personally, I think this is stupid. You can be in jail as YOU or in jail as John Doe, the POINT is that you’re in JAIL. J-A-I-L. And if you think they will just let your ass go without some ID if you are busted committing a felony or even a serious misdemenor you’re wrong. Anyway, don’t do it without vinegar or you will be sorry for a long time... ever see Fight Club? That stuff he put on his hand in that one scene is lye. Got my point?

FOR TEMPORARY COVER UP TO AVOID HAVING TO USE GLOVES YOU NEED:

1. Liquid bandage
2. Fingers, so I hope you didn’t try the first method above

Put the liquid bandage on your fingerprints. Add several layers. If you can get the clear kind, you will eventually cover up your prints. To use someone else’s prints, take regular plastic tape and carefully lift their prints off a glass. Then stick the tape to your liquid bandage fingers and stick their prints on your fingers when you remove the tape. It only works with the first few things you touch, and you will leave adhesive residue so they will probably figure it out, but maybe not.

The other option is rubber cement or glue. Just let it dry while you’re not touching anything and it leaves a quasi-clear film over your fingers. 		 
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assmunch
Dec 01, 2005 12:01 pm -
I got my best friend throwen in jail....thanx oh and fuck u



but not really


Tyrant
Jan 25, 2006 11:17 am -
^ lol
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