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How to shoplift from any store(without getting caught) store ratings and lists
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Published: Aug 21, 2001 12:00 a.m.
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Ok... I’m a PRO.. I’ve been shoflifting forever... I have stolen just about everything there is in a store... I shoflift every single day (cans of powder baby formula) to support my heroin habit hehe so anyways... I’m going to give you every single detail of my methods and ratings.... *= not very effective but works -- ***** easy as shit. So read on... learn my friends... knowledge is power..

1- The methods..

The lose clothing method *
This is the one that’s used by just about everybody... the old way... Wearing big clothes and shoving things down your pants... If you’re going to do it this way then follow these steps..

- don’t wear big jackets or sweatshirts in the middle of summer... hello it’s obvious...

- fold the bottom of your jacket or sweatshirt like you’re tucking it in ... unzip about 1/4 of the way down and start stuffing (see below in my locations section for where you should go in the store to steal)...


The Backpack method ***
this method is iffy... i mean i got lots by doing it this way but backpacks and bags draw lots of attention.. i dunno anyway...

get a shopping cart or basket.... ok now say you’re stealing 10 cans of powdered baby formula... push the cart up and down the store like your actually shopping... compare prices.. don’t look around all suspicious like... put a few things in your cart... go the the baby formula section (or whatever your stealing’s section) put the cans inside the cart.. if your stealing 10 things then put 12 in the cart... leave at least 2 items in the cart (tthey saw you take it off the shelf) somewhat hide whatever your stealing.. like cover it up with other items... keep shopping.... go to *location* and stuff it in your bag.. leaving at least 2 of the same items in the cart... now you can either ditch the cart somewhere and walk out.. or take the cart to the checkout (this kinda makes it look better for you.. they expect theives to quickley leave the store) and when the cashier rings it up dig through your pockets and say.. oh shit i left my wallet in my car.. i’ll be right back.... then calmley walk out and get the hell out of there... never make a run for an exit.. always walk out calmley.. if you see any managers near the exit.. then chose another exit.. if this isn’t an option... keep walking if the employee stops you and asks whats in the bag calmley say ’ it’s my work clothes and shoes’ and keep walking if they insis on opening the bag keep going and say no.. i’m already late for work as it is.. this is harassment buddy... .... if you need to.. runlike hell to your car... your car should be out of the store’s sight but close enough that you can hop in if you have to run.. try to hide your plate #...


the fake baby in the stroller method *****

if using a doll... cover the baby almost all the way.. use a lighter blanket in warm weather...

i got away with sooooooooo much shit this way... you get extra storage.. the compartment underneath the stroller and your bag (every baby needs a diaper bag) ... all you do is the same as above... but go to the *location* and stuff in your bag and under the stroller.... i love that method



the walking out method

just grab the shit... stuff it into a shopping basket and walk out... this is mostley effective in drug store like CVS or RITE AID ’cause they only have one cashier working and usually it’s a decrepid old lady


2 - Store rating and locations inside the store to steal
* hard --- ***** easy

K-mart ***** - easy as shit ... k-mart is stupid.. they have thoes lil beep stickers but the pull off easy..
the best place ink-mart to steal is the baby section or the car parts section... any place out of sight or anywhere farther away from the bubbles in the ceiling

wal-mart **
wal-mart has more security than a jail... but i’ve ripped them off lots and never got caught.. ... they have beep stickers AND plain clothes security guards.. (more on guards below) places to steal are.. shoe section and children’s clothing sections... again.. chose your location carefully and away from the bubbles in the ceiling...

CVS, RITE AID, ECKARD**
drug stores can be easy because they’re small, have only 1-2 workers that are usualy always old.. but they have the beepers and almost no place to go to steal.. there’s a camera in every section and sometimes are impossible to get out of in a hurry.. your best bet in stealing from these places is to either put the stuff in a basket, when you get away from everybody pout the basket on the ground, along with your bag and start stuffing.... or fill up a basket and walk right out...

grocery stores*
Giant* - more security than a jail... i got busted in a giant.. everybody i know gets busted in giant stores... never steal from a giant food store....

grocery stores can be easy though...usually the snack food’s section is the best place to stash your loot..

ok enough with the stores.. if you want info on a store email me.. i’m getting sick of typing

3- Guards
lots of places.. like walmart have plain clothes security guards that will follow you around if you look suspicious... usually they’re easy to point out.. watch for other ’shoppers’ that ---
you seem to run into in every section, act shady, look at things that dont pertain to them ( the one time i was stashing my shit in the craft section of walmart and i saw this dude who was around my age (21) looking at fake flowers... before that he was looking at office chairs... ok why the fuck would a dude want fake flowers.. if they jump from one thing like office chairs to something stupid like flowers then you know they have to be following you) another time this old guy was looking at hoses.. then he followed me to the baby section and was looking at baby wipes.... i think you get the point... if someone looks suspicious.. they probabley are.... try to ditch them asap... or let them know they’re busted.. walk up to them and say.. excuse me can you tell me where i could find... whatever.. haha dumb fucks..

4- tips and tricks..
-never walk around aimlessley.. this looks shady
-never just start throwing things in your cart.. look like an actual shopper.. compare prices... read the lables...
-never look around .. this looks suspicious... try to be shady while scoping out a location or when looking for guards or cameras
- if using a backpack... stuff something like a sweatshirt into it before going into the store.. make the bag look like it’s full.. it looks bad when you walk in with an empty bag and walk out with it buldging.. take the sweatshirt out when your ready to stash and tie it around your waste
-use different entrances... park at the garden entrance.. go in the main entrance and leave through the garden or second exit..
-always act calm... looking nervous or leaving quickley gives you away.. dont hang out in the store but dont run out either.. buy a soda or pack of gum...

if you get stopped by an employee when leaving...dont act nervous... calmley tell them that you have your work clothes in your bag if they ask to see it tell them you dont have time for their harrassment and walk away.. if they grab you or keep on you threaten to call your attorney..

if you have to rip thoes security beeping sticker thingies off... DON’T be a jackass and leave them (or price tags) on the shelf or anywhere near there... stick ’em on the person ahead of you in line.. or toss them behind something big in another department.... if someone walks by and sees the stickers laying there they’re gonna know that someone is attempting to steal the item that’s on that shelf... and if anyone saw you taking it off the self or whatever... they’re gonna sic security on your ass and probabley stop you to see what you did with it

ok i’m sick of typing.. this isn’t as complete and detailed as i hoped.. email me with any questions blonde_grrl@hotmail.com
i’ll answer ’em and give you a more detailed explanation

have fun 		 
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Jun 28, 2005 11:55 am -
very detailed, i like it.


airforce
Aug 13, 2005 1:31 pm - hah!
knowledge is survival, fuckin reject


Tetrahydrocannabino
Dec 23, 2006 12:52 am -
Heroin and the people who deal with it are scum.
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