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Walmart Story June 30th

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Published: Jul 01, 2005 9:48 a.m.
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Guys when I walked in Walmart with my buddy’s I had a rotten eggs shirt from when I made it before. Like those printer things when you paste it onto a t-shirt. Well anyway the Walmart came up to me and took me to there room the security room "WTF I said" when I got in there they started asking me questions on what I was doing in here and what I was planning to do like they knew what rotteneggs was and I had a bomb stuck on my back. Then when I haad the chance and I reached for my cell phone pocket and dialed 911 and a police car showed up like 10 minutes late. I told him what happened and he asked me if I wanted to press charges for harrassment but I said "no" and they let me go, and off I went out the door. That was the gayest and most discriminating thing to rotteneggs so I made the most embarrassing thing I knocked everything over and they couldnt do shit because I had blackmail I’ve never seen and I wish I had a video camera because you would of been amazed.
 

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TheAmazingJim-Jim

Jul 01, 2005 9:51 am -
i woulda pressed charges make some money


gamo

Jul 01, 2005 9:52 am -
very interesting story I think I will try. 4*


theringmasta

Jul 01, 2005 9:52 am -
post a pic of ur t-shirt, i wanna see, it i mite wanna make one.


GlobalCrisis

Jul 01, 2005 9:54 am -
Yah I know I should of would of been funny to with theyre slogan all "Low Prices"

Theringmast I have to get a camera first but when I do I’ll be glad to post it for everyone to see it


GlobalCrisis

Jul 01, 2005 9:55 am -
If anyone can has this happened to anyone recently from major stores?


jkkling10

Jul 01, 2005 10:27 am -
omfg...thats not fair...i say we burn the city!!!


Zealik

Jul 01, 2005 11:01 am - ...
That happened to me when I went in with my rotteneggs shirt. It’s like they know we have this site and it has shoplifting eggs. I called the cops on their phone when they walked out of the room to talk to the mamnager, and the cops told me I could press charges. But I didnt because they gve me a $1,000 gift card to make up for it. :D


GlobalCrisis

Jul 01, 2005 11:18 am -
They did? Wow Im going to pennsylvania tommorow I might try that there


Sarah-1081

Jul 01, 2005 11:18 am -
gosh, i hate walmart, read my egg on how to steal from those fuckers. -Sarah


akldasjkasjkasjkl

Ju 01, 2005 11:21 am -
Yah maybe Ill buy the rottenegggs sweat shirt or hoodie
5*


Tupac4eva

Jul 01, 2005 11:25 am -
Hey i’ll do that 4 a thousand bucks


Izzy-292

Jul 01, 2005 11:48 am -
i should try this. but this belongs in the forum or a blog.


MetallicA-1703

Jul 01, 2005 12:07 pm -
actually, you can post stories as eggs too. This is an egg. good job


teh_spuck

Jul 01, 2005 12:46 pm -
you should join my walmart is evil! group.


grodenbarg

Jul 01, 2005 12:58 pm -
Another "strike" against Walmart AKA.(HELL-MART) :P ......Discrimination, the WORST type of security, cause it is NOT. :X


teh_spuck

Jul 01, 2005 2:02 pm -
^ you should join too.


GlobalCrisis

Jul 01, 2005 2:07 pm -
Spuck can I be a mod? Also everything I said is true and yes I am an idiot I admit Its a fucking fortune five hundread company


dTh

Jul 01, 2005 2:38 pm -
Haha thats the funniest shit ever. Just walk into walmart with a rotteneggs shirt, and everyone starts yelling TERRORIST!!!


teh_spuck

Jul 01, 2005 7:04 pm -
i wanna go to walmart with one of those anti-walmart shirts sometime, im sure they’d accuse me of stealing something

Jul 01, 2005 11:05 pm -
Remember what the Don’t-Sue-People Panda taught us kids! "Sueing people makes me a sad panda."

Not only that, but you’ld have to hire a lawyer and all that stuff.


H-Dogg

Jul 01, 2005 11:45 pm -
Who knew Rotteneggs was so famous? Make a Wank-Mart shirt and see how they react.


theRIAA

Jul 02, 2005 2:23 am -
you should have stolen something on your way out.. in plain site.. like take a big cardboard display or something


GlobalCrisis

Jul 14, 2005 10:18 am -
I’m gonna do that believe me That was the best idea to make that


blowgunface

Dec 13, 2006 8:36 pm -
5* sweet


ShadyGrey

Sep 03, 2007 2:47 pm -
well it was wise not to press charges cuz walmart has the best lawyers in the biz and they’d probably end up counter sueing you... but 5

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