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(25 votes) Published: Nov 17, 2005 8:39 p.m. Viewed 143 times
This is acutally not much to kill your self over just something to piss your sisters and parents off.
IF YOU ARE ANY OTHER SISTER OR BROTHER IN THE FAMILY HAVE A PROJECT OR JUST HAVE THE NEED TO USE GLUE DO THIS. OR IF YOU WANT JUST TELL YOU PARENTS YOU NEED THIS GLUE.
BEFORE YOU GO ASKING ANYBODY I NEED HELP WITH THIS GLUE, GLUG A BUNCH OF LITTLE PIEACES OF PAPER OR EVEN TAPE ON THE CAP OF THE GLUE [CANNOT BE GLUE STICK]AND IF YOU DO THIS THE GLUE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO COME OUT ENOUGH TO EVEN GLUE THE SMALLEST PIEACES OF PAPER TOGETHER.
NOW IF NO ONE IN YOUR FAMILY NEEDS THE GLUE ASK YOU PARENTS OR ANY OTHER SIBLIINGS IF THEY CAN PLEASE SQUEEZ THE GLUE OUT [DADS OR OLDER MEN IS THE BEST]
IF YOU DO IT TO YOUR DAD OR OLDER UNCLE THE GLUE WILL NOT COME OUT AND THEY WILL START TO THINK THAT THEY ARE GETTING WEAK FOR SOME REASON AND JUST KEEP TRYING WITHOUT EVEN HAVING A THOUGHT THAT THERE CAN BE SOMETHING STUCK ON THE CAP OF THE GLUE. START MUBLING THINGS OUT LIKE \" OO I AM NEVER GOING TO GET THIS DONE NOW\" OR \"OO I REALLY NEED THIS GLUE\" OR \"COME ON [FAMILY MEMBER ECT.] KEEP TRYING. AND LIKE EDIOTS THEY WOULD. DOESN\’T SEEM SO EXCITING NOW BUT ONCE YOU TRY IT YOU WILL SEE HOW IRITATING IT GETS FOR OTEHR PEOPLE THERE JUST SQUEEZING GLUE AND IT WILL NOT COME OUT. AFTER A WHILE IF YOU WANT TO GET THEM PISSED. JUST BE LIKE OO NO I JUST REMEMBERD I HAVE A GLUE STICK OR YOU NO WHAT I DONT REALLY HAVE A PROJECT SOMETHING LIKE THAT. LOOK DOWN AND THERE ARE SOME PICTURES
Glue like this doens\’t have to be tape or same type of glue like shown below.
Clog like this below doesn\’t have to be tape.
screw back one [duh]
the glue will then start getting in shapes like these which will then piss whoever off even more
2. If not just glue or super glue a bottle of anything your going to drink and give it to your dad to open not a chance he will. Or regular glue not glue sticks