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How to be a ninja (lesson #1) (long egg warning)

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Published: Jul 15, 2007 11:19 a.m.
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HOW TO BE A NINJA



chapter 1------------------------------the look

The ninja look is very easy to find
black-long sleeve shirt or sweater
black-shoes and socks
black-t-shirt for mask



here how to make the mask
heres a link http://entertheninja.com/ninja_fun/shirt_ninja.php

now put it all together and your one high class ninja




chapter 1---------------------------------the weapons


so now you look like a nija now for the killing part here is the de5cription of all ninjas weapons worthy of RE

POISON-The poison could be used in various ways, depending on the situation. For example, if the ninja could slip it into the victims food while its being prepared. Without knowing what kind of danger he was in, the victim would eat the food infested with the poison. Not all the poisons used by the ninja were fatal, some of them were used to merely paralyze or cause blindness. It was not always necessary to kill.

WEAPON: BO (Staff)

DE5criptION:
The staff was one of the most important weapons in the ninja’s arsenal. It was generally around 6 feet in length, made of hard wood or bamboo and was hollow. The reason for the hollow part was another trick of the ninja trade. By flicking the bow with great speed, the ninja could launch a poison tipped dart or small knife out of the open end of the staff, often catching the opponent off guard.

DE5criptION:
The bow and arrow was a weapon used by the ninja as well as the samurai. There were two types of bows used, the short bow and the long bow. The arrows were sometimes dipped in poison to make them deadlier. Kunoichi (female ninja) were experts with the bow and arrow.

WEAPON: KAMA

DE5criptION:
Kama are the basis of the kusari-gama. Kama is just the sickle on it’s own. They are usually used in pairs and swung in various arcs, crescents etc.

All sorts of slashing motions combined with the forward momentum of the ninja they can cause some devastating damage. The blade of the Kama is roughly around 11-12 inches. The handle is slightly longer. Original sickles had a longer blade and shorter handle.

WEAPON: NUNCHAKUS

DE5criptION:
Though not a primary weapon of the Ninja, nunchakus (also known as "nunchucks") were used because they could be adapted for many situations. Aside from being easy to carry, the nunchakus were used to defend against most any weapon from a bo to a sword. By trapping the blade of a sword with the chain between the two sticks, a Ninja could entangle and disarm a sword-weilding attacker.

The same concept applies to almost every other weapon. The nunchakus were not just used for defense, they could also be effectively employed against an enemy in an offensive way. The Ninja could strangle an opponent or even execute joint locks with the chain or cord between the two sticks.

Don’t bother emailing with your nunchaku hate, got plenty already. Ninja may or may not have used Nunchaku....deal with it.

WEAPON: NUNCHAKUS

DE5criptION:
Though not a primary weapon of the Ninja, nunchakus (also known as "nunchucks") were used because they could be adapted for many situations. Aside from being easy to carry, the nunchakus were used to defend against most any weapon from a bo to a sword. By trapping the blade of a sword with the chain between the two sticks, a Ninja could entangle and disarm a sword-weilding attacker.

The same concept applies to almost every other weapon. The nunchakus were not just used for defense, they could also be effectively employed against an enemy in an offensive way. The Ninja could strangle an opponent or even execute joint locks with the chain or cord between the two sticks.

Don’t bother emailing with your nunchaku hate, got plenty already. Ninja may or may not have used Nunchaku....deal with it.

WEAPON: SWORDS

DE5criptION:
The ninja sword (ninja-to) was different than that of the samurai. The long sword that the samurai carried was made of high-carbon steel, and took months to have made. They were hand made specially for each samurai, taking great care to make a very high quality sword. It was so sharp that it could easily cut a man in two, even through their armor. The length of the samurai swords averaged around 26 1/2 to 37 inches.

The ninja sword was considerably shorter, only 24 inches, and the quality of the swords was much poorer. The reason for the poorer quality was the way they used the sword as opposed to the way the samurai used theirs. Samurai would swing their sword, severing limbs and slashing at the opponent. Ninja, on the other hand, used the sword more in a stabbing motion. To use the blade of the ninja sword effectively you would have to use a sawing motion when the blade came in contact with the opponents flesh.

Another reason for the poor quality of the swords is that since ninja were mostly mountain people and outlaws, they could not afford to hire expert sword smiths like the samurai could. Also their own sword smiths did not have access to the right resources to be able to make curved edge swords with well constructed blades. If a Ninja could overcome a samurai he would take his swords, simply because they are better.

Although the ninja sword was smaller and poorer quality, it still had its advantages. The scabbard for instance was made longer than the sword, about 3 to 4 inches longer. At the end of the scabbard there was a hidden compartment that was used to hide small weapons such as spikes, daggers or small amounts of poisons. Another use the sword had was that it could act as a small step by jamming the blade into the ground, the ninja could use the hand-guard as a step to get that extra height needed to scale a wall. Because the blade was not very sharp, the ninja could also use it as a hammer by holding onto the blade (carefully) and hitting with the handle. Also it was common to have the tip of the scabbard come off so it could be used as a snorkel.




so now you are a ninja to test your new weapons is you have any go kill melons



DEATH TO THE WATERY BASTARDS



im sorry for any errors i make and if you rate zero why
 

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BonesplittersMinion032

Jul 15, 2007 11:26 am -
okay. 3*


Mack_Attack-203

Jul 15, 2007 11:31 am -
best prank ever---5*


tacofrog

Jul 15, 2007 11:56 am -
5* ninjas rock


pocky

Jul 15, 2007 12:51 pm -
no


Bungledonk

Jul 15, 2007 1:19 pm -
0*. Ninjas suck. You suck.

Pirates are way better, at least they can use a computer and have guns ’n shit.

You were probably drinking used enema water when you came up with this shit.


Garlock

Jul 15, 2007 2:05 pm -
Pirates live in the sea and they don’t get internet there so using computers is useless being a pirate. You should know better mr bungalo.


NotEmo

Jul 15, 2007 2:55 pm -
lame....


pbkid

Jul 15, 2007 3:59 pm -
I like the shirt ninja part, the whole egg was entertaining 4*


-Atheist-

Jul 15, 2007 4:24 pm -
Stupid 0*


Boxmods360

Jul 15, 2007 4:55 pm -
you dont even know what the sword is called. 3*


SlyReborn

Jul 15, 2007 5:43 pm -
you know next to shit about being a ninja

0*


SlyReborn

Jul 15, 2007 5:44 pm -
http://www.entertheninja. om/ninja_fact/weapons.php


N skrazy

Jul 15, 2007 6:22 pm -
Please kill yourself, and post pics of you dieng in G.D. that would be great.....it would make my day....bye! 0*


Nosferatu

Jul 15, 2007 10:16 pm -
I see a few errors to prove its yours, so 5*


HG_V0L

Jul 16, 2007 9:12 am -
uhaushau
i voted 3* just cuz of that ninja shirt thing mask..uhauhaua


RAGEandRUSH

ul 16, 2007 12:02 pm -
hmmmm...0*


Falk5T

Jul 20, 2007 3:38 pm -
ok, i just got to laugh when you said, put it all together and youre one high class ninja... i hope this is a joke...
The weapon stuff is good researced stuff and its ok, i hope its not c/p...
But wherent Ninjas poor people who wants revolution or sumthin. Because they were farmer or sumthin, they werent allowed to have weapons, this is where the exotic stuff comes from, an exotic weapon is a weapon wich you would say its not a weapon. LIke Gardening or farming tools. But youve forgetten many wepons... But ninja is not only weapons god damn... but 3* allthough.


Falk5T

Jul 20, 2007 3:42 pm -
Oh, that guy with the milkpackage or somthind did research... buttfucker... ill give you a zero on yo profile and call mo friends to downrATE ,P


Falk5T

Jul 20, 2007 3:44 pm -
oF COURSE HE MADE THE ERRORS AFTER C/P... They always do this, and then they write: Sorry for those errrors.


anarchyd00d

Jul 27, 2007 4:08 am -
of course its c/p he pasted the nunchuck bit twice


mciain

Sep 07, 2008 7:17 pm -
c/ped bastard 0*

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