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ok, first of all please do not bitch about the whole no pics thing. im sorry, but im not forking out 50 quid for a new camera when i could just spend the money on porn and video games. also, dont read my egg if you have the i.q of fried shit.
this is an exploration of the local forest in my general area, about half a mile from my house. i was with my friends connor ( mono 217 ) jason and carl. let me describe the forest. it has a "nice" area that you can see from the road next to the fence, and a "shithole" where all of the stoners go to get... well, stoned. we didnt want to get the shit beaten out of us, so we decided we would hang around the nice area for a while.
well, it was a short visit realy. the gates where to far from where we where walking, so we simply hopped over the wall. jason took out a can of deoderant and a lighter and we looked around for something to burn. it came in the form of a piece of paper stuffed in a empty bottle of coke. ( i was feeling a little random )
after trying for 5 minutes to light the paper on the floor, i picked up the bottle and told jason to torch the end of it while i held it. he did but it was a windy day and it kept blowing out. it re-lit and went out again. at all of this i didnt think to look up, as i was focused on my fucking nutcase friend trying to burn my hand of. i looked up and saw a pair of police officers, a man and a woman, in full gear. bulletproof vest, batton, the works.
now, seeing as they where about 10 metres from where we where standing trying to essencialy commit arson, i shit myself and screamed "COZZERS!!" at this the police started to jog towards us. abandoning the bottle i turned to see 2 seperate paths. i knew my way around and so took the path to the left that would leed me to the gate. i took off and turned and saw i was on my own. out of the corner of my eye i saw carl stumble and land in a pile of nettles.
i was about to run over and help him up when he hauled himself to his feel and took off for the wall. i ran for the gate and got out, befor turning left and sprinting off towards jasons house. there is a main road outside of the gate, and jasons house was down a side street. i turned to see my friends resting against the wall.
"what did you do with the lighter and that?" i asked jason.
turns out he had the good sence to throw the bottle of deoderant and the lighter over a larger wall. we jogged down the road to jasons house and sat there for about half an hour. after playing his guitar and messing with his dog we took carl to the town centre and put him on the bus. carl was jumpy and so he was a little aprehensive of every person we passed.
after carl got on the bus me and connor walked to my house, avoiding all of the usual police patrol routes, but we ran into a cctv van and had to sprint to my house. we rested until my mum drove us to connors place where i spent the night.
god, i love summer.
sorry if you didnt like my egg, and if you think im a dick, please shove a shotgun up your nose.
thanks for reading and have a great day, you miserable bastards. :)
Jul 25, 2007 2:42 pm - why did yuou run away like a couple of scared little kids? They wouldnt haave thrown you in jail for lighting a piece of paper on fire. Plus this isnt an exploration, its just a story, with no pics. So, sorry but i gotta give it a zero, no offense to you
Jul 25, 2007 2:46 pm - if you dont like it then thats fine, but i dont have a camera and i just realy cant be arsed getting one. im sure mono has a camera so my next egg will have pics hopefully :)
Jul 26, 2007 5:44 am - 0* Because of no pictures, You think stoners will beat you up(stoners cant do shit, cannabis makes you MELLOW, unlike alcohol, Angel dust etc.). You made an egg about wandering around in a forest??? WTF??? AND I JUST DON’T LIKE YOU OR YOUR FAMILLY!!! AND I’M STONED!!! FUCK YOU!!!
why did yuou run away like a couple of scared little kids? They wouldnt haave thrown you in jail for lighting a piece of paper on fire. Plus this isnt an exploration, its just a story, with no pics. So, sorry but i gotta give it a zero, no offense to you
Where i live they will, some friends of mine were skating behind a vons and were fucking around with boxes, lit one on fire like 50 feet away from the CONCRETE vons building, security busted them and called the cops, now one of them is serving a 1 year in jail because he was 18
0* Because of no pictures, You think stoners will beat you up(stoners cant do shit, cannabis makes you MELLOW, unlike alcohol, Angel dust etc.). You made an egg about wandering around in a forest??? WTF??? AND I JUST DON’T LIKE YOU OR YOUR FAMILLY!!! AND I’M STONED!!! FUCK YOU!!!
hey shithead, your forgeting something. this is in the north east of england, in liverpool. people here will beat the shit out of you for kicks and the 5 quid you have in your pocket.
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