the bast way to cook a can of chef boyardee
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(179 votes) Published: May 16, 2008 9:07 p.m. Viewed 1124 times |
method 1;
1. crack the can so it dosent explode ,& place it in a pot of boiling water for about 1 hour.
2.stir it around a bit.
3.eat it with sticks ,useing them as chopsticks.
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method 2; the same as befor ,only place the cracked can on a hot rock by a fire for 3 hours.
bon appetit
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 | May 16, 2008 9:11 pm - 5 because of this...
Quote: . crack the can so it dosent explode |

 | May 16, 2008 9:21 pm - chicken plucken ,run a muckin ,elvis fucken christ
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 | May 16, 2008 9:22 pm - How can noobs downvote this masterpeice? |

 | May 16, 2008 9:25 pm - Let us upgrade the group " Arkvoodel of the sacred crotch" and do something about this mockery. |

 | May 16, 2008 9:31 pm - because sometimes i wake up a noon and feel like waiting 1-3 hours for some ravioli |

 | May 16, 2008 9:34 pm - I thought this was serious :( My ravioli’z burned now and the can exploded... |

 | May 16, 2008 9:42 pm - 5* it made me think about getting a bag "O" hot rocks. |

 | May 17, 2008 3:33 am - or Or i can place it on your body after i cover u with oil and lite it. |

 | May 17, 2008 6:05 am - I tried this and it works! 5*s!
Not so easy to eat Spag-o’s with a stick but it’ll do when you’re out in the wilderness and the only thing you have with you is a can of The Chef and a can opener.
These are items that any self respecting survivalist would have with him in his survival kit anyway, so.... |

 | May 17, 2008 7:39 am - rofl wh47 teh fuk. 1 r0773n3995 m4573r, u n00b. 7h15 15 4 5h177y 399. go teh1337! 1 r473 teh 399 0 rofl! l053r. |

 | May 17, 2008 7:41 am - rofl ^A fake post^ for the fake egg. seriously, all those cooking eggs piss me off, who cares that you can make fucking brownies from the label on the stupid box. 5 for you and your profile |

 | May 17, 2008 8:15 am -
Quote: who cares that you can make fucking brownies from the label on the stupid box.
cough cough... i also hate them |

 | May 17, 2008 9:27 am - shouldn’t you be in jail?
5* |

 | May 17, 2008 10:49 am - 5’s |

 | May 17, 2008 7:39 pm -
Quote: shouldn’t you be in jail? Ssshh.... Don’t jinx him.
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 | May 17, 2008 9:10 pm - Damnnnit, Sooo hungry. Must devour Neighbor. Does human cook in much the same fashion? I mean, it kinda looks the same... |

 | May 18, 2008 12:02 am - Dodge
May 17, 2008 7:39 pm -
Quote:
shouldn’t you be in jail?
Ssshh.... Don’t jinx him.
All eggs should be original.
Eggs should also include one or more of the following:
*Danger
*Extre e coolness
*Images
*Helpful instructions on pranks
*Danger
*Explosion *Danger
*Exploration of an interesting area
*Boobs
*and More originality |

 | May 18, 2008 12:04 am - err sry. fucked up ze comment.
repost: dodge 4 mod! |

 | May 18, 2008 8:53 am - ^LuLz.. It was the ’bewbz’ that won you over, amiright? X-D |

 | May 19, 2008 3:06 pm -
Quote: I thought this was serious :( My ravioli’z burned now and the can exploded...
thats awsome
5* |

 | May 23, 2008 9:45 am - yummy ha ha 5 again |

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 | Aug 19, 2009 6:37 am - 5* | |
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