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(109 votes) Published: Oct 24, 2008 8:31 p.m. Viewed 606 times
This egg will show you how to produce babies for welfare purposes or w/e.
Ingredients:
Mate of opp. sex
Working set of Gentials
5 mins.
1)Find a mate of the opposite sexual species. (So if you have a penis, look for a vagina, etc)
2) Fertilize your mate with your seeds. (THIS STEP IS VERY IMPORTANT)
3) Wait around 9 months, if you’re lucky the baby will come out earlier and 2x funnier!
4) Repeat.
Remember if at first you don’t suceed, find another mate.
Oct 24, 2008 8:50 pm - Actually, there is nothing gay about this egg. It’s silly but it made me laugh. 5 stars for that. I needed a good chuckle today.
Nov 07, 2008 5:48 pm - I’d like to point out a few things;
1. 5 mins? O_o lol?
2. Human’s dont have ’seeds’
3. Premature babies wont come out retarded, they’ll just be more prone to death etc. downsyndrome etc is genetic.
4. This is an egg based on actual events of your birth between your Mother and a plant, mother for vagina, plant for ’seeds’?
1* for correct spelling of penis and vagina. You’re learning fast ^^,
Dec 16, 2008 7:25 pm - 1. ^_^ Cum fast, I have places to be.
2. Humans do have seeds. Sperm is derived from the Greek word Sperma which means "seed".
3. I said nothing about retarded babies you sick fuck.
4. That was a statement with a question mark?
5*d For trying to sound smart but proving to not be so bright.