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How To Produce Offspring

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(109 votes)
Published: Oct 24, 2008 8:31 p.m.
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This egg will show you how to produce babies for welfare purposes or w/e.

Ingredients:

Mate of opp. sex
Working set of Gentials
5 mins.



1)Find a mate of the opposite sexual species. (So if you have a penis, look for a vagina, etc)

2) Fertilize your mate with your seeds. (THIS STEP IS VERY IMPORTANT)

3) Wait around 9 months, if you’re lucky the baby will come out earlier and 2x funnier!

4) Repeat.


Remember if at first you don’t suceed, find another mate.
 

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AtlJoker

Oct 24, 2008 8:31 pm -
R8 FAIR OR I FUKK U


The__Overlord

Oct 24, 2008 8:50 pm -
Actually, there is nothing gay about this egg. It’s silly but it made me laugh. 5 stars for that. I needed a good chuckle today.


AtlJoker

Oct 24, 2008 9:08 pm -
U 0*d ME???

PREPARE FOR RAPINGS. HXC RAPINGS.


DaddySpook

Oct 24, 2008 11:02 pm -
He tells truth believe me.


6*


AtlJoker

Oct 24, 2008 11:36 pm -
^I do. How’s our son doing?


DaddySpook

Oct 25, 2008 1:30 am -
He is One now,talking a little and falling more than he is walking but he is still shitting like an Elephant.


Indee

Oct 25, 2008 5:16 am -
I fived this. This is such a new concept you my friend are a revolutionist.


Salamanderh ad

Oct 25, 2008 9:28 am -
Nothing like a good pump squirt. Girls love it.


myincrediblycreativena e

Oct 25, 2008 9:30 am -
Quote:
5 mins.


Takes you that long?

5* by the way.


intelligencequotient

O t 25, 2008 10:07 am -
FUCK I’ve been doing it wrong the whole time!
tnx atl!!!11!
five starz.


Shai_Hulud

Oct 25, 2008 3:35 pm -
Quote:
Working set of Gentials

So this may be a problem for you?


AtlJoker

Oct 25, 2008 9:17 pm -
No, I tried this and it worked.


THANKS 4 THE CONCERN THO


Bezerk

Oct 26, 2008 2:39 am -
RIGHT!

Taught me more than all the sex ed classes could evar do!

5*


PussyLiquor

Oct 26, 2008 6:50 am -
You forgot to put it was your first egg.

Quote:
Wait around 9 months, if you’re lucky the baby will come out earlier and 2x funnier!


That was hilarious!

5*


hippojoe

Oct 26, 2008 7:54 pm -
5*s for the end of step 3
LOLZ for all!!!


Coopz

Oct 27, 2008 7:56 am -
Quote:
(So if you have a penis, look for a vagina, etc)


That part made me laugh especially. Funny egg, good wor man! 5*

(And is it retarded that when I saw the title I thought you meant produce Offspring, as in the band? lol)


BushmanPoca

Oct 30, 2008 9:41 am -
5* Because it seems that everone thinks aids are cool these days. Rember if its clear. Your screawed!


oooooha

Nov 07, 2008 8:29 am -
i dont get why people are giveing 5s. it just stupid 0*


-T33J4Y-

Nov 07, 2008 5:48 pm -
I’d like to point out a few things;

1. 5 mins? O_o lol?
2. Human’s dont have ’seeds’
3. Premature babies wont come out retarded, they’ll just be more prone to death etc. downsyndrome etc is genetic.
4. This is an egg based on actual events of your birth between your Mother and a plant, mother for vagina, plant for ’seeds’?


1* for correct spelling of penis and vagina. You’re learning fast ^^,


AtlJoker

Dec 16, 2008 7:25 pm -
1. ^_^ Cum fast, I have places to be.
2. Humans do have seeds. Sperm is derived from the Greek word Sperma which means "seed".
3. I said nothing about retarded babies you sick fuck.
4. That was a statement with a question mark?


5*d For trying to sound smart but proving to not be so bright.

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