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About Turdsammiches: I like long walks on the beach and punching infants.

Location: sandy lake Pennsylvania

Hobbies: Drinking beer and other alcoholic beverages, finding reliable people to buy me alcoholic beverages, making sweet love to my girlfriend, trying to smoke cheese puffs, eating homeless people’s food, drinking homeless people’s alcohol, driving a hamburger, flipping krabby patties, blowing bubbles, jellyfishing, calling kyle a jew, dressing up like hitler, giving aids to people, depriving diabetics of sugar. driving 7-wheelers, flying helicopters, playing hopscotch to that one banana fee fi fo fana song with little black girls.

Favorite Music: Carnifex, Whitechapel, The Black Dahlia Murder, The Acacia Strain, Misfits, Danzig. the backstreet boys.

Favorite Movies: that one where the hero saves everyone, gets the hottest bitch in the land and reigns supreme ever after.

Favorite TV Shows: static

Favorite Books: The one i wrote called "The Bible", you should check it out, i think it’s pretty interesting, but any constructive criticism is welcome, i wrote it after i did a lot of acid and i was tripping major balls.

Last Visit: Nov 19, 2009 8:45 a.m.

Total Visits: 137 days, 1 consecutive days

Time Online: 226 hrs 44 mins

Member Level: 7

Egg Points: 2233

Puzzle Pieces: E G N O R T

Member Since: Feb 27, 2009

Rating: (82 votes)

Turdsammiches's Latest Forum Topics:

Nov 12	Anyone here know javascript?	Updated Nov 13
Sep 01	Can someone help me?	Updated Sep 02
May 08	I’m Straight	Updated May 08
Apr 16	Need Help pt.II	Updated Apr 16
Apr 16	Need Help	Updated Apr 16

Forum Topics Turdsammiches Has Replied To:

Nov 13	Anyone here know javascript?	Updated Nov 13
Sep 02	Omegle	Updated Sep 02
Sep 02	Wilress internet PROBl3mz	Updated Sep 02
Sep 01	Can someone help me?	Updated Sep 01
Jul 09	Po’s Beer Song	Updated Jul 09

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X-ero	X-ero - Mar 26, 2009 Turdsammiches, the only centaur with a big penis allowed in my hood. =)

TOMMY_BOY	TOMMY_BOY - Mar 22, 2009 Turdsammiches are better with jam!!

PussyLiquor	PussyLiquor - Mar 16, 2009 Don’t like your eggs, but Whitechapel is ftw.

Coopz	Coopz - Mar 16, 2009 Also, i made a turdsammich, but it didn’t taste good! :-(

Coopz	Coopz - Mar 16, 2009 Anyone who enjoys long walks on the beach and punching infants is cool in my book!

Blackaura	Blackaura - Mar 15, 2009 We have spirit yes we do, we are sammiches filled with poo. YAY!

Radthrasher	Radthrasher - Mar 14, 2009 barely knowing you.. will you please stay around and become a good member ?

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