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(74 votes) Published: Jun 10, 2009 9:41 p.m. In 3 Favorites Lists Viewed 1177 times
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You must have read the previous eggs to learn this trick, this information is useless alone unless you’ve read about pacing and practiced.
So you’ve been reading I hope, practicing your skills as a molder of minds. This is an egg about how to give a person hiccups on your command. To give someone something like hiccups we first must play the how-to game.
Step One: So lets examine hiccups.
The common hiccup is just trapped air behind the diaphragm, Often caused from eating to fast or drinking to fast, causing air to be trapped in different areas of your lungs and stomach.
So To give someone hiccups you would need to trap air in their body. To trap air we need to create air, to create air we need to increase rate of speech, do you see where I’m going with this?
Step Two: Seems to get easier
Ok So you need to increase their speech pattern by pacing them to be excited about what their talking about. Make sure you ask them about something they care about so that they get into it, like a football game or a hair appointment, something along those lines.
While pacing, Get excited about what their blathering on about.
Thats it. All you have to do is be excited, for about 30 seconds, feel free to use intergections to get them more excited by asking them about something you know is going to happen in the story.
Example:
Guy One: So the first play we intercepted the ball an..[Guy two interrupts]
Guy Two: You intercepted the ball?
Guy One: Fuck Yeah and I got half way down the field before they got me..
Yadda yadda, you just want them good and pumped, Lets get to the juvenile part.
Step Three: What are you going to Yell?
Right in the middle of you pacing them to be pumped wait until they get to a dramatic point in their story, their going to take A BIG BREATH. Now heres the trick.
Wait until the middle of their first word and Yell.
"WAIT!!!"
as loud as you fucking can, It’s going to trap the air in their body quite nicely and will give them a very bad case of the hiccups.
Very kiddish trick but I always find it funny.
Now it can get sinister, If you knew how to make words triggers [very difficult] then you could make "wait" a trigger so everytime you say the word wait they hiccup, the effect can last for hours on end.
I’m working on an a few eggs of readable size teaching about triggers, the jedi mind trick, suggestion, thin slicing, and hypnosis.
They should be out in a few days, and they should be filled with more information then this.
Jun 11, 2009 9:31 am - Immature and wonderful!
SunshineHardco e, I don’t know if I’m alone when I say this, but just go ahead and publish a fucking book! It would be faster than reading each individual egg, as great as they are.
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