nukem
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| About nukem: Name. Dale O’Brien
D.O.B. 17/04/1990
Likes
- Petty Crime
- Grand Theft Auto
- Robbery
Dislikes
- Crooked Cops
- Ass Lickers
’’Obviously crime pays or there’d be no crime’.
This is my first egg which was dropped! :(
First go to any store that sells an item in a small box thats big enough to fit cd’s dvd’s etc, and that has an easy to open top, Dont spend much but it doesnt really matter because your going to return it and get your money back anyway so make sure you KEEP YOUR RECEIPT and get the store bag with it. Then buy 3 boxes of heavy duty aluminium foil just to be safe the more the better (this is to block the sensors on your exit).
Cover the bottom, top and sides with the foil making sure there are no gaps inside the box and make sure you can open the box easily with out making it look like its been played around with, then stick your receipt with tape over the top of the box so it is easily seen when its in the store bag.
Now that your Booster Box is ready find a big store that sells dvd’s cd’s etc, (anything that you want and that can fit in the box). Check out the store properly a few days in advance mainly to find a perfect blindspot (where no cameras are looking).
You will need a partner. This is how it goes, your partner walks in the store gets a basket and walks around like they are shopping, they put fake items into the basket (ones they arent going to steal) while they are doing this you have been following from a safe distance with your booster box in the store bag you got it from and the receipt, you pretend that you dont know them and that you are shopping.
Once your partner has got a few fake items they then go and get your chosen dvd’s cd’s etc and put them in the basket and then make there way to the chosen blindspot, they will wait for the right time when no one is there and then put the chosen items there waiting for you, they will then go away keeping the basket in hand with the fake items, once you see them go away make your way to the blinspot and put the stuff in the box, your partner would now walk around abit and make sure no one knows whats going on, then they will leave the basket and walk out the store waiting for you.
Now you have got your chosen goods and your walking around the store scared and wide eyed, Dont panic, go and get something thats real cheap like candy and go to pay for it, make sure you choose the right person to go to like some young teen who just wants to go home, dont go to some pissed off old lady, as your paying for it act calm and make small talk and show them the box telling them that your just returning it to the store you got it from and then quickly make some small talk to get there mind off the box. They wont check it so dont worry as long as the receipt is clearly shown and you dont look all scared. You then walk through the beeper things and they wont go off as long as you have put all the aluminion foil and done it properly without any gaps.
Then go home with your partner empty the box with all the goodies, put the item back in which it first came with, return it with the receipt with your money back and thats that!
Sorry if it was abit long, had to make sure that it was perfect so that if you try it you wont get busted! Trust me you wont ive done it dozens of times and my dvd and cd collection is growing :) ENJOY!
nukem. | | Hobbies: Anything thats has a fun factor to it. | | Favorite Music: 60s 70s 80s 90s and now. Mainly everything but ofcourse some less then others like rnb. | | Favorite Movies: Pulp fiction, Saving private ryan, Dead man, The shining, A clockwork orange and many many more. | | Favorite TV Shows: Simpsons, Seinfeld, Becker, Everybody loves raymond, Friends and Two and a half men | | Favorite Books: The Eragon series and crime novels. | | Last Visit: Jun 29, 2009 7:29 p.m. | | Total Visits: 6 days | | Time Online: 16 hrs 38 mins | | Member Level: 1 | | Egg Points: 285 | | Member Since: Jun 18, 2009 | | Rating:
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