TOB3RT

Jun 28, 2009 3:18 pm - 5* FOR U

CleanseTheDoors

Jun 28, 2009 4:43 pm - Quote: 1. One of the simplest ways is to srpay a fire extinguisher the kind that uses Compresses gasses, rather than the kind that shoots out a cloud of powdery stuff, around the area where you believe your fingerprints are, this will "erase" them from the scene. How in the fuck is carrying around a fire extinguisher to do this simple? Also, the odds of getting all the prints in a given area is slim. Why isn’t the "wear latex gloves" section the first one on the list? Its obviously the easiest. You’re worried about someone seeing you wear gloves while your other tip suggests carrying a fire extinguisher? What the hell is wrong with you? Quote: 2. Shave your entire body. 3.Take a bath in Nair Being a hairless wonder will make you stand out in a crowd. Also, getting Nair around your groin/ass isn’t suggested as it burns like a motherfucker. Quote: 4. Do steps 2 or 3 after you leave the scene to prevent hair samples from being taken. You do realize that hair regrows, right? The cops can just wait for it to grow back. Also, being hairless will make you look rather suspicious. Quote: 1. Walk slower than a snail, motion sensors work by sending out signals then comparing them to the on before, if you creep slow enough you are invisible to them (it would take close to an hour to cross a small room this method works, but in insignificant if you are in a hurry) The signals they send out are continuous. They aren’t sent in bursts so there is no way to "sneak" between the signals. Quote: 2. Hold a normal bed sheet up over you in the direction of the sensor, this will actually absorb the signals thus making you invisible to the sensor. No, it wont absorb the signals. If its still moving, it still sets off the sensor. Quote: 3. Set the alarm off, them cover the sensors with duck tape or spray paint to prevent signals from being sent out, quickly. Now leave the scene and wait, if unnoticed it will be reported as a false alarm, and when you re-enter the sensors are now disabled. Motion sensors either report to A)a security company or B) set off a very loud alarm to alert neighbors. If A is the case then you’re fucked because the guards/police they send will examine the area and notice broken glass/broken or picked lock (or whatever other signs of a break-in). Some security companies also call the owners of the house so they may come home, thereby preventing you from going back. If B) is the case then you’re still fucked because concerned neighbors will either call the cops or investigate the alarm themselves. Either way, people still see evidence of the break in. Other then all of the above, good egg. 0* I’m not usually such an ass but there is just so much wrong here. If you can prove me wrong then by all means do it. I’’l five your profile and every other egg you have if that is the case.

Mr_InterWebz

Jun 28, 2009 8:24 pm - ^ You are an idiot, obviously on two of the hair ones were jokes, and the point is to have the police come so the DO examine the area, if you are smart you can make it as if nothing happened, and who the fuck would think to look at the sensors themselves? They would more than likely just check the perimeter, and the inside of the building. A sheet will adsorbed the signal and the are sent in burst. and there is no "sneaking between them, you are simply moving so slowly you are not detected, Also a it would cover up the prints because it admits a LARGE amount of the gas out, not some little stream. and again I say you are an idiot.

Mr_InterWebz

Jun 28, 2009 8:27 pm - One more thing that’s off topic, for some reason my lowercase "Y" key randomly fucks up

iBmx	Jun 28, 2009 8:38 pm - Wish there was more but 5* for what is there

OrangeJuiceC1

Jun 28, 2009 9:04 pm - Quote: ^ You are an idiot, obviously on two of the hair ones were jokes ..They were jokes? I didn’t see they were jokes... Quote: A sheet will adsorbed the signal and the are sent in burst. and there is no "sneaking between them, you are simply moving so slowly you are not detected, Not sure what you mean by "sending signals" but 90% of the alarms around here, are thermal. You can hide all you want behind a sheet, it will still detect you. And, if per say they were sent in bursts...the second you enter the room, the signals wouldn’t ad up? You wouldn’t be in the picture...then suddenly you would be in the picture. There are ways to get around sensors, that just isn’t one of them. inb4 them doing it on mythbusters Quote: Also a it would cover up the prints because it admits a LARGE amount of the gas out, not some little stream. ? I am not contradicting your logic, I believe it would get rid of the prints. But, who is going to break into somewhere with a fire extinguisher, then spray it all over the place. I would just use gloves, it’s less obvious. But none the less, your egg does have points and is informative. I don’t want to vote, because your egg is at 5 stars, and I feel like being nice. If I vote anything less then a 5* it will rape your rating. (Don’t get me wrong, I wasn’t going to vote 0*)

Jewgal

Jun 28, 2009 9:37 pm - 5*

Mr_InterWebz

Jun 29, 2009 7:58 am - My logic is all correct, and I have done my research, the Nair and hair removal ones were the jokes, and I was referring to motion, not thermal sensors, as I stated.

Mr_InterWebz

Jun 29, 2009 8:00 am - And you would only use the fire extinguisher method if you were in a place alone, such as a warehouse or something, not in someones home

CleanseTheDoors

Jun 29, 2009 10:01 am - Quote: ^ You are an idiot, obviously on two of the hair ones were jokes You never gave any indication you were joking here. And that means your only tip for hair is wearing a beanie. You call me an idiot and yet your great advice is to wear a beanie? Brilliant. Quote: and the point is to have the police come so the DO examine the area, if you are smart you can make it as if nothing happened, and who the fuck would think to look at the sensors themselves? They would more than likely just check the perimeter, and the inside of the building. Then what is your preferred method for entering a building? Do you pick the lock, run inside and spray the sensor, and then shut the door and lock it behind you again? A decent security company checks all the entrances to the building (doors and windows included). Anything that is unlocked will let them know there was an attempted break-in. And if it a residence with other houses in the area then how do you plan on getting away before curious neighbors come to investigate? Quote: Also a it would cover up the prints because it admits a LARGE amount of the gas out, not some little stream. I realize it lets out a large amount of gas but you’d have to spray it on every surface you’ve touched. My point is that it would be difficult to get every surface. Quote: And you would only use the fire extinguisher method if you were in a place alone, such as a warehouse or something, not in someones home Wouldn’t you be in a person’s house alone? Or are you a cat burglar?

LemuelGulliver

Jun 29, 2009 10:47 am - Also, can’t you wear (not where) driving gloves, or even winter gloves that would be less suspicious to the outside observer. I give it a three for the Casper picture alone.

Mr_InterWebz

Jun 29, 2009 11:57 am - any glove would work of course, and why would you be doing something that involves wearing gloves to hide your fingerprints in the day, walking by or around people?

Needtoknow

Jun 29, 2009 11:59 am - Quote: The signals they send out are continuous. They aren’t sent in bursts so there is no way to "sneak" between the signals. I don’t know about that. I have a motion detector in my home, and at night I sneak across the house really slowly and get my laptop then sneak back. Takes about 1.5 hours but it works. Also those thermal sensors you are referring to can be defeated really easily by placing a paper bag over them and taping it(before they are activated or its a moot point).

TOMMY_BOY

Jun 29, 2009 1:28 pm - Think I’d rather do a "Mission Impossible" and just enter through the ceiling and come down a rope. 4*

PussyLiquor

Jun 30, 2009 9:06 pm - Here, let me tell you what parts of your egg will work, to an extent: Quote: 3. Use a medium grain sand paper sheet, and slowly rub your finger prints away, this will not hurt, you are simply removing the dead skin. To test and make sure you did this correctly use the marker method above. Quote: 4. Simply where latex gloves, this method works best if no one is around to see your walking around with gloves on. Now let me tell you what’s stupid: Quote: but they can extract your DNA from a single stand of hair The context you posted that in was to shave yourself after the crime. Dumbass. Quote: or a beany to hold and protect your hair from falling off on the scene. They can take samples from any hair on your body. Not just the hair on your hair. Quote: 1. Walk slower than a snail, motion sensors work by sending out signals then comparing them to the on before, if you creep slow enough you are invisible to them (it would take close to an hour to cross a small room this method works, but in insignificant if you are in a hurry) Like CTD said, they are continuous beams of sound waves or lasers. You have never seen a spy movie, have you? Because if you had, you would know that you can’t touch the beam. At all. As soon as the receiver doesn’t receive it’s beam, the alarm will go off. Quote: 2. Hold a normal bed sheet up over you in the direction of the sensor, this will actually absorb the signals thus making you invisible to the sensor. Motion sensors aren’t little satellites on the ceiling that detect motion. There’s a laser going to a receiver, and if it’s broken, alarm goes off. Not only that, more common are thermal detectors in buildings. No way are you getting around those. Quote: 3. Set the alarm off, them cover the sensors with duck tape or spray paint to prevent signals from being sent out, quickly. Now leave the scene and wait, if unnoticed it will be reported as a false alarm, and when you re-enter the sensors are now disabled. Wrong again. The security company or Cops won’t just say ’O FLASE ALARM GUISE LES GO’ they investigate. They’ll see the duct tape, and keep the house under watch. 0*

Bier	Jun 30, 2009 10:03 pm - Quote: my lowercase "Y" key randomly fucks up Hey buddy, That’s the same key as the Uppercase "Y" key. you Fail. 2"S for effort

Mr_InterWebz

Jul 01, 2009 8:05 am - No shit it is ^

IRONMAN

Jul 02, 2009 1:29 pm - Good ideas mate.

GazTehPwner

Jul 02, 2009 6:42 pm - WTF Quote: I have a motion detector in my home, and at night I sneak across the house really slowly and get my laptop then sneak back. Takes about 1.5 hours but it works. That is they gayest thing i have ever heard you sneak around your house for 1.5 hours to get your laptop so you can wank off to the lion the witch and the wardrobe and play world of warcraft, sort it out!

GazTehPwner

Jul 02, 2009 6:44 pm - WTF Or you could slap wet bread on your back coz the slapping sound means you cant be seen on radar so its proper good n that.

DamnBastard

Jul 03, 2009 3:38 pm - Quote: No, it wont absorb the signals. If its still moving, it still sets off the sensor. I agree with you on everything but that. While it may not absorb the signal, it does allow you to move through a room without setting off a motion sensor, but it takes about an hour. I saw it on MythBusters one time.

Kjm520

Jul 07, 2009 12:00 pm - i saw that sheet thing on mythbusters, it didnt work. but other than that, i like the superglue on the fingers thing. pretty good idea. 4*

stan464

Jul 08, 2009 4:34 pm - :-D Ok, Well good egg. some of stuff is ok. though fire extuingisher is a little over the top. you need THICK Latex gloves, your finger prints cant still come through on thin latex. as for a small boring fact for you all. when breaking into a property. wear dark purple clothing. wearing black you can stand out, even when its dark. also carry as less tools as possbile. leaving any behind can cause problems. there is almost no way of getting passed Motion Sensors or even heat. unless you can somehow get the room to your tempeture. which is tricky lol. wel ile give it 5* anyways :-D.

Smoke2Jointz

Jul 28, 2009 6:33 am - Or you could get a job.