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(78 votes) Published: Jan 10, 2005 6:36 p.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 983 times
a long time a go, i opened microsoft word and titled a new document "thebestofthebest". In this document i put every single idea that i thought was cool.. this is for everyone that is new to rotten eggs and even those whove been here awile. here are a couple (i didnt make any of these) -
Large bucket + water + soap + glowstick(3per) + dryIce(1/2lb per) [cut open glowsticks, makes glow in the dark bubbles]
String tied doorknob to doorknob [in doorm, alternate sides and whole hallyway is locked in]
4-5 inches of clear tape. then, go to a sink and tape it around where the water comes out.leave a tiny gap in the front
1 frozen shavingcream = 1 dumpster
wet papertowel and pour flour in the center wrap it up and put on a rubber band
Push at bottom of door and put penny stack as close to knob as possible
fishingline 1side to other [just in a hallway, this is very rewarding]
potato+fishingline+powerline over a road [hanging in the middle of the road so it hits cars]
ButcherPaper/SyranWrap to door frame + stuff
Empty salt or pepper from a previously acquired container and fill about 1/3 full with concentrated lemon juice or vinegar. Place a thin tissue across the opening, poke it down a bit to form a depression, and fill the depression with about a teaspoon of baking soda. From the inside, cover the holes of the top with tape of the appropriate color. Replace top on container and trim visible tissue from around the top.
’We are taking orders for new mattresses for dormitory residents. Would you like a soft, medium, or firm mattress? OK, that’s one medium mattress. Thank you, your mattress will be available in about 4 weeks.’ --- ’Hi, this is student services, and we have received the first load of mattresses. We will not be getting all of the mattresses we ordered until this summer, but your mattress is here now, and you can pick it up at the Student Center, we close at 9pm. Please bring your old mattress and we will exchange it for a new one. There are some really nice mattresses that were shipped in error. The first one’s here will get first choice.’ [call every1 in the student directory]
Jan 10, 2005 7:44 pm - The mattress stuff is funny. Can you imagine the sorts of perversions and illicit drugs that were taken on those ratty old mattresses in the dorms?
May 20, 2005 7:41 pm - Ehh...some of the ideas were ok but next time try to format it a little better before you post it. You could probably read it fine but unless its just me people will have a hard time understanding it. ill give it a 3 for variety and originality.
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