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(70 votes) Published: Mar 15, 2005 4:04 p.m. In 3 Favorites Lists Viewed 2644 times
well this is shit that i do in the snow when friends come over
1. build a fort ofcourse - not too high though, you dont want to tire yourself before the fight - i usually make mine about 3-4 feet high
2. dont set it up in the middle of a field or backyard. build it so its kind of like a half-circle against the fence or wall of building/house
3. you might think this is just stupid but this works too - take a few umbrellas and stick the handles of them onto your fort, this way you could sit there under it, and not get harmed at all then jump up at the right time to throw your snowballs.
4. now were getting into snowballs. youll want to make them a few hours before the fight, then pour cold water on them and they will freeze, and get hard and...you get the idea
5. also other things you can throw could be(this is something i thought of all by myself lol) you know how on the beach you fill a bucket with sand then turn it upside down and make a castle? well thats where i got this idea from. take some plastic cups, fill them with water then block the top of with something like a cutting board or something let it freeze them just pluck it out and throw it. this hurts so fuckin much so watch out.
6. another thing you could do with your fort is from the top of it stick a metal pole through, so when the guys come to kick it down they kick the metal pole and this hurts too
7. you could also put #4 into effect on this one too so when they kick it down it hurts, and its alot stronger
8. this is stupid ive never done this but maybe you could take a piss somewhere near your fort so they dont come to close. lol
9. also something that is really childish but still effective in a snowball fight. just get some water balloons and throw them at the opposing team. if its frozen itll hurt like hell, and if its still wet it will freeze after if hits them
10. and if your snow is really deep do this before anyone is there so they dont see. near your fort make a few small holes (about1-3 feet in diameter) then pour water in it(make sure its cold so the snow surrounding it doesnt melt) then put some of the snow back over the hole so if someone steps in it the freeze there feet and will probly be out of the snow fight for a long time.
Mar 15, 2005 4:27 pm - yyyyyyeeeaaaahhh i still have snow lol
up here in hick state wisconsin, where most of us hate hicks anyways, we get snow really late, like end of dec. early jan. and it doesnt go away untill like around now.
Mar 15, 2005 4:29 pm - THANK YOU! lol anyways this guy name ROBANDTAILOR copied and pasted this exact egg. its right after mine. that god damn bastard lol
Mar 15, 2005 4:36 pm - i made this same one 3 weeks ago! i made this 3 weeks ago but my computer froze and i didnt no it went so i put it in again!!!
gay wad!
Mar 15, 2005 4:55 pm - yeah what do you have to say about that prick?! i just fuckin proved to you that you stole this egg from me! which was alread a bitch move in the first place! then you had to lie about it and say that i stole it! thats even worse! now you know that i proved you wrong and you have nothing to say now! haha!
May 13, 2005 7:04 pm - ya i did similer stuff this winter, and once i went on the roof and luckely my enemys fort was right next to the roof and i dropped a huge ass bomb on them it was crazy and they went in cring-(my enemy was my little sister lol- thats why they cried)
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