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(30 votes) Published: Mar 16, 2005 10:16 p.m. Viewed 176 times
So, sorry this isn’t another egg on how to kill someone, or anything along those lines, but I’m bored so what the hell.
This is pretty lame, but can be amusing for those of you who have a job that you get bored at.
I work in an office, and the building itself has three floors, with a few different businesses in it. We’re on the second floor sharing the bathrooms with two other offices. I’ve done some of the obvious things, leaving smashed up pieces of snickers in different places in the stalls, obviously looking like someone was really nasty and missed the toilet or something. Luckily, I work with a bunch of freaks so one of the girls came running into the office yelling that someone made a huge mess in the bathroom. It caused quite a bit of drama for a few days, when I did it again a couple of weeks later it was even worse.
Break into those quarter machines that give you condoms/chapstick/tampons or whatever the hell else may be in them. Don’t be gay and steal the few dollars worth of change, leave it open for the next person who comes walking in.. when they go to grab the change (which we all know they will) walk out of the stall and stare at them. Just stare.. don’t say a word.
Steal pens. People f-ing hate having their pens missing all the time. I don’t even steal them, someone does though, and it causes a lot of drama.. making the days interesting.
Make random phone calls to co-workers during work, whisper weird things to them.. and see what their reaction is when you hang up.
If you’ve got people who work with you, that don’t really know much of anything about computers.. do something simple and switch the mouse and keyboard cables. Sometimes, they’ll still light up, even work a little, but it doesn’t last or work correctly. If you’re lucky they’ll spend some time trying to figure out what the hell is going on.
Get creative and highlight things with all different colors, make your work full of rainbows.
Sign things with someone elses signature. We only use initials so it’s pretty easy for me.
Walk past random office rooms and reach in and turn the lights off, shut doors, turn over chairs. Be annoying! It makes the work day seem short.
Yea, do any other random things...and post eggs about them, cuz in case you couldn’t tell..I’m sick of my job.
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