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Race car of Dooooom!!!
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(17 votes)
Published: Mar 24, 2005 4:49 p.m.
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This Is for that 1 anoying neighbor that seems to never give you your stuff back.


Temporary modle.

The ingredients for this catastraphy

1. a toy race car that is very manuverable.(excuse my bad spelling)
2. A modle rocket set with engines.
3. Ducktape! (solves any unwanted problem)
4. red paint
5. An empty paper towel roll
6. and finaly 4 very thin very small breakable bags about the size of the hole of the roll use balloons mabe, or impravise with condoms I don’t know).

Instructions:
Set up the modle rocket pad to the toy race car so it is angled perfect for a forward shot, but make sure it will not hit the ground when it launches, the angle should be able to hit a target at 5 feet hight and 20 distance. Arange the wires so that the drive back will be fire, its simple if you know about how the car works. Then apply the ducktape to the pad and car so they are firmly connected. then take the bottem of the rocket and put the paper towel roll and duck tape it to the modle rocket so it is secure, then cut the roll in 4 places so it splits open like a flower would (visual aid). Take the bag and fill it with red paint then seal it, the bag should fit in the roll, if not your a dumbass. Then apply all the preperations for the moddle rocket to launch with the engine ready and place it on the pad. to keep it from tipping over the car put some weight in the back of the toy car, i would suggest ducktaping an apple to it. or if you whant it can be a soda can. And now you have a weapon to smite the greedy/neighbor. Wait for them to do a normal daily thing like get their mail or open the door, and angle the race car to shoot at where they will be standing, when the right moment aproaches slam on that back butten and watch the show as they become red with anger and paint ^ ^. Then wile you are in the safty of of some bushes or hiding behind a car and laughing as they throw a fit. then drive the car away wile its still in one peice. Otherwise they would smash it to shit. 		 
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CrazyPyro05
Mar 24, 2005 4:58 pm -
ok this is nothing to do with this egg but what the hell happend when eggs were good and had pics pleaze get them.. and i know im a n00b ,


xXGaNJaStoNeRXx
Mar 24, 2005 5:09 pm -
crazy pyro SHUT THE FUCK UP DICKHEAD LETS SEE U MAKE A WUNDERFULL EGG FAGGOT


Pizmo
Mar 25, 2005 5:22 am -
i am with crazy... i mean.. people just post eggs that should be in the blog area.... i know that some of my eggs are bad and i dont have pics becuase my computer is messed up right now.. but yeah


Pizmo
Mar 25, 2005 5:25 am -
i am with crazy... i mean.. people just post eggs that should be in the blog area.... i know that some of my eggs are bad and i dont have pics becuase my computer is messed up right now.. but yeah and plus i mean at least crazy admits he is a N00b.. don’t bag him...
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