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(26 votes) Published: Apr 17, 2005 7:06 a.m. In 3 Favorites Lists Viewed 254 times
Here we have ..
Some 1/4" ID latex tubing
A ruler ( inches and centimeters)
Needle nose pliers
A home made paint pump
And a nice sharp pair of surgical scissors
We cut 3 pieces of hose...
One 5 inch long piece
One centimeter long piece
And one half centimeter long piece
These pieces of hose were then strategically laid out to form a smiley face. Hey at least it smiled while we took a picture of it...
Anyway, we then put the centimeter long piece of hose over the end of our needle nose pliers.
1. The 5 inch long piece of tubing is then folded over at about half an inch from one end
2. The pliers are opened to stretch the piece of tubing that’s on them
3. The folded tubing is stuck inside the stretched piece of tubing.
4. The pliers are then closed and pulled out of the way to that the tube is being held (folded) by the piece of tube that was stretched over it.
The unfolded end of the tube is now placed on the pump
The pump is then filled with paint (water from the faucet in this case since this was done inside.)
Holding the tube onto the pump while we filled it seemed like a good idea. spraying water all over the house could really suck (even more so if we were using paint and it started flying all over the place)
When there was about an inch and a half of unfilled tube we squeezed the end closed and then took it off of the pump.
The end was folded over like the first end and the piece of half centimeter long tubing was stretched
The stretched tube should be placed as closely to the fold as is possible so that when the grenade hits the ground the sudden increase in pressure causes the band to pop of, letting the end unfold so that paint can fly.
And... It’s done...
Now to go find some unsuspecting victim...
Oh... DO remember one thing though. Old ladies are not unsuspecting victims and can be quite mean at times. Those walkers that they have sometimes... Yes those are evil. They aren’t really walkers at all. Oh no, they are really large caliber motorized machine gun turrets. if you mess with grandma she might just turn you into Swiss cheese.. and then stick that pretty paintball grenade right down your throat. Then just to show you how fit she really is she might dance a jig on your forehead with a pair of high heels... Watch out, Grandma can be a badass..
Apr 17, 2005 7:13 am - sorry i forgot to say this is another copy and paste job, just like my other egg, DINONUT, i give full respect to the original author of the paint grenade and the dinonut at www.experi-mental.org, i did nto make this egg to to get point’s, i was searching on here to find a decant paint grenade and i couldn’t find one, so i copy and pasted the paint grenade off experi-mental.rg
Apr 17, 2005 7:27 am - they sell them for 5 bucks at wal mart
Apr 17, 2005 8:59 am - that may be but they are terrible. the only time they are usful is when you are stuck behind a dorito or you have someone bunkered down behind a snake
5* for best paint grenade
-2* for the copy and paste job
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3* pretty well rounded
Apr 17, 2005 9:27 am - Uhhh... I have a better idea. Go down to the store, buy some balloons, fill it up with paint, tie it up and there you have it. gay...c&p 2?
Apr 17, 2005 7:16 pm - i do sumthing like this but i go to walgreens and buy that little hose adapter thingy that goes on your hose so you can fill up water balloons, hook that up to a hose and fill the tubing. 5 tho
Apr 19, 2005 12:26 am - I’M THErAPIST, owner of Experi-Mental.org... Thanks for giving me credit on this one. The last ones pissed me off pretty bad.
And it’s latex tubing... Condoms are also made out of latex... The pump is made out of pvc piping, a pump handle from a nerf gun, and a tire valve thats had the pressure release pin removed.
Dec 26, 2005 10:21 pm - wow im liking the way u hold that ballon lol and uhh james 31 u fucking retard how do u expect to carry around a ballon without it poppong pretty easily.
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