What’s YOUR zombie escape plan?
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 07, 2007 12:31 a.m. - Subject: What’s YOUR zombie escape plan? |
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Ok, I got the idea from another forum. ^Demonoid *cough cough*^
And the question is:
What would be your zombie escape plan?
Be reasonable.
I would shoot myself in the head, being that I live in a shit place and have virtually no protection or anwyhere to go.
What is YOUR plan?
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| Posted: Apr 07, 2007 12:33 a.m. - Subject: |
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Get fucking wasted so I can’t feel them eating my brains, or maybe someone will think I’m a zombie and shoot me anyways.
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'I bring the fire'
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| Posted: Apr 07, 2007 12:34 a.m. - Subject: |
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i would fart in its general direction
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Apr 07, 2007 12:40 a.m. - Subject: |
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Go to Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Apr 07, 2007 12:41 a.m. - Subject: |
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It would be exactly like Shaun of the Dead. Without the pommy accents.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 07, 2007 12:46 a.m. - Subject: |
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I’d throw my younger brothers at them to slow them down, then hold myself up in the Walmart Supercenter where they got tons of guns and food. Then when i get bored and they probably have no means of rescuing me I’ll waste myself
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| Posted: Apr 07, 2007 3:30 a.m. - Subject: |
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TO THE BOOK DEPOSITORY!!!
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Apr 07, 2007 3:36 a.m. - Subject: |
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TO THE BOOK SUPPOSITORY!
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 07, 2007 6:31 a.m. - Subject: |
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i wood go to my suppliers house, stock up on guns and ammo, get in my ute get all my mates and some massive speakers, play some ac/dc and go on a shooting spree on the back of my ute
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Apr 07, 2007 10:21 a.m. - Subject: |
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Probably go to wal-mart and steal a gun and some ammo. Or stay and my room and wait till i die.
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| Posted: Apr 07, 2007 10:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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I just keep away from Zombies, they hang around with the people from the BAD side of town.
They’re BAD news man!!
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 07, 2007 10:38 a.m. - Subject: |
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^ Yes, they are.I would do the same, Viper.
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| Posted: Apr 07, 2007 10:41 a.m. - Subject: |
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Break out a .357 revolver with hollow point ammo, and blast those fuckers till the end.
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| Posted: Apr 07, 2007 10:52 a.m. - Subject: |
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so you can reload every 6 shots?
it’s all about the bomz
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 07, 2007 10:54 a.m. - Subject: |
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go to my mall and prk car’s at the entrance’s and stay their for a long time untile the army kill’s all of them.(their’s a army base in my town)and loot the mall.
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| Posted: Apr 07, 2007 11:19 a.m. - Subject: |
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If my family got killed, I would continually steal cars and keep moving.
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| Posted: Apr 07, 2007 11:34 a.m. - Subject: |
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Well me I can’t run but I can hide. Get all my dads guns and ammo, lock all the doors behind me, and hide out in a secret room in my basement and wait till those tarded zombies come to get me, then blow the shit out of them.
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| Posted: Apr 07, 2007 11:36 a.m. - Subject: |
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anyone who said they would go to wal mart or something needs to go here:
zombiehunters.organs
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| Posted: Apr 07, 2007 11:45 a.m. - Subject: |
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i would stock up and food get bunk beds and hide on top bunk until their gone
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| Posted: Apr 07, 2007 1:55 p.m. - Subject: |
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Well since I have a lot of desert arount me, I think i’d just go out and live in the desert and get wasted with my friends till the zombies come, in which case we’d hold them off as long as we can firing off our guns and being surrounded by a shitload of ammuntiton.
Or id just go to the Jaguar dealership (which is like about 1/4 a mile away) and have the time in my life until I run out of gas, then id let the zombies eat me.
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