Lame pick up lines..
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| Posted: Apr 15, 2008 6:42 p.m. - Subject: Lame pick up lines.. |
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Got any good one’s?
I’ve heard this one from some guy, haha..
"Girl... I’d like to poor milk all over you and make you part of my COMPLETE BREAKFAST."
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| Posted: Apr 15, 2008 6:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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"hey... if you suck my dick I’ll suck yours....."
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| Posted: Apr 15, 2008 6:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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wow.. that one is really lame.
This one cracks me up..
"Ever party with a scum bag? Best 30 seconds of your life, next 30 hours in the hospital."
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| Posted: Apr 15, 2008 6:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: wow.. that one is really lame.
That was the point. It was supposed to be ridiculously bad. Good job at catching the seriousness of it though.
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| Posted: Apr 15, 2008 6:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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"Come sit on my lap, we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up."
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| Posted: Apr 15, 2008 6:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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Haha.. no problem dude.
Dude- "Hey guuuurl, did it hurt?"
Chick- "What, when I fell from heaven?"
Dude- "No, when I shoved my fat tube steak up your ass bitch."
I hang out with too many dudes.
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| Posted: Apr 15, 2008 6:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
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| Posted: Apr 15, 2008 6:55 p.m. - Subject: |
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"How ’bout we order a pizza, then we go and fuck?"
--waits for response--
"What, you don’t like pizza?"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ’you’ and I together!"
Stick your finger in your mouth, pull it out, and put a small amount of saliva on the girl’s sleeve. Then do it again, but to your own sleeve. Then:
"Why don’t you and I go get out of these wet clothes?"
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| Posted: Apr 15, 2008 6:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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Did it hurt?
When I knocked you out and had my way with you?
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| Posted: Apr 15, 2008 6:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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"if you were a pirate would you have a parrot on this shoulder(touch shoulder closest to yourselve) or this one?(put arm around girl)"
And...
"take this"(hold out hand)"now come with me"
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| Posted: Apr 15, 2008 7:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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The ever classic:
"Does this smell like Chloroform to you?"
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| Posted: Apr 15, 2008 7:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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Beavis and Butthead are the masters of lame pickup lines..
"I can make you feel like I’ve never had sex before.."
"If I said you were sexy would you, uh.. hold your naked body against me?"
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| Posted: Apr 15, 2008 7:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Beavis and Butthead are the masters of lame pickup lines..
You forgot the classic Beavis & Butthead:
"huhuhuhuhuhuh. Hhhhey bebbeh."
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| Posted: Apr 15, 2008 7:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’m not trying to pick you up. You’re like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?
Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."
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| Posted: Apr 15, 2008 7:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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"You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.. "
haha.. yes.. that one is classic. Too bad it works. That’s how I ended up going out with my boyfriend.. haha..
Well there was obviously more to it than that.. but those two words.. and three 40 ozers.. haha.
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| Posted: Apr 15, 2008 7:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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What’s your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh..
I see you found the same site, lol.
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| Posted: Apr 15, 2008 7:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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The only thing your eyes havnt told me is your name.
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| Posted: Apr 15, 2008 7:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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just falcon punch! and you can have your way with her :]
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| Posted: Apr 15, 2008 7:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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"I must be huntin’ treasure, ’cause I’m diggin’ yer chest. "
"My skull and crossbones aren’t the only thing I plan on raisin’ tonight."
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| Posted: Apr 15, 2008 7:15 p.m. - Subject: |
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You look a lot like my next-girlfriend. I told that to a friend of mine. She said "Really? What does she look like?" Then I made her feel really stupid because she didn’t get it.
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