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gfeda


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Posted: Jun 22, 2008 3:25 p.m. - Subject: help!!!

i gota physical for football and it includes a drug test...ive smoked everyday for the past month since ive been in costa rica and i need help to pass...the test is on tuesday!!! also do cranberry pills work??? if u help me out ill give u a 5* on ur pro but it has to be good nd no repeats and not a detox kit i cant get one in time


DamnBastard


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Posted: Jun 22, 2008 3:29 p.m. - Subject:

Go back in time and stop yourself from smoking. 5* please.


AtlJoker


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Posted: Jun 22, 2008 3:30 p.m. - Subject:

Drink some bleach. About half a soda can(I don’t know how much that is in actual measurements).

I do it whenever I need to and it’s easy and safe. Give it a try and you will most likely pass.


DamnBastard


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Posted: Jun 22, 2008 3:33 p.m. - Subject:

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(I don’t know how much that is in actual measurements).

I believe thats about six ounces.


gfeda


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Posted: Jun 22, 2008 3:35 p.m. - Subject:

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Drink some bleach

fuck you!!!!!
...nd to tht other person yea i will after this lol


m0rtified_p3nguin


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Posted: Jun 22, 2008 3:42 p.m. - Subject:

http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/6522-pass-your-drug-test-safe-way-facts-myths-passing-them-safely.html
how’s that?


m0rtified_p3nguin


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Posted: Jun 22, 2008 3:44 p.m. - Subject:

ps don’t drink tooooooooooooooooo much water like more than a gallon in 10 minuets cause you could die. just set a goal of how much you plan to drink a day and spread it out evenly.


Negro0nFire


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Posted: Jun 22, 2008 3:51 p.m. - Subject:

Drink fuck loads of water, vitamins, exercise a fuck load.
Don’t smoke any more.
Water and exercise.

Good luck.


Bungledonk


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Posted: Jun 22, 2008 3:52 p.m. - Subject:

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Go back in time and stop yourself from smoking. 5* please.

GIVE THIS MAN HIS RIGHTFULLY EARNED 5*. NOW.


gfeda


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Posted: Jun 22, 2008 3:54 p.m. - Subject:

i did lol


DCO


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Posted: Jun 22, 2008 3:57 p.m. - Subject:

Eat a tablespoon of baking soda.


AtlJoker


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Posted: Jun 22, 2008 3:58 p.m. - Subject:

I hope the doctors report you to the FBI for illegal usage of marijuana. I tried to help, but you’re a bitch so fuck you and go to jail.


timmydogman


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Posted: Jun 22, 2008 4:06 p.m. - Subject:

I’ve heard the bleach doesn’t work. Lots of water, lots of running.


Bungledonk


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Posted: Jun 22, 2008 4:07 p.m. - Subject:

In compliance with the Internet Drug Enforcement Act of 2008, I feel I must send your email address and I.P. address to the authorities to convict you on your repeated abuse of illegal drugs.


timmydogman


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Posted: Jun 22, 2008 4:10 p.m. - Subject:

http://best4drugtest.com/_passthctest.html
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