skit is fuck up and being deported to the united states
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Oct 15, 2009 5:22 a.m. - Subject: skit is fuck up and being deported to the united states |
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do to the lack of disipline my parent is sending me to the united states im a pure filippino citizen and they told me to be at the US army so i can be able to fix my self.but any ways i dont know how the hell can i be a US army if im not a us citizen..haha this is going to be the best punishment ever.i like mariens tho
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 15, 2009 5:24 a.m. - Subject: |
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cool story, bro
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 15, 2009 5:35 a.m. - Subject: |
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What did you do to make your parents send you to the US?
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| Posted: Oct 15, 2009 6:54 a.m. - Subject: |
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srsly phil? It’s pretty obvious skit is spoiled rotten.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Oct 15, 2009 6:58 a.m. - Subject: |
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Come stay at my house! Free room and board, and all you have to do is wear a leather thong! *holds up thong*
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Oct 15, 2009 7:58 a.m. - Subject: |
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Have fun with that.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 15, 2009 8:35 a.m. - Subject: |
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With all your weapons you should fit right in with the military.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 15, 2009 8:54 a.m. - Subject: |
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I thought you were 23?
Also, there are a lot of non citizens in the military
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'The Devil'
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| Posted: Oct 15, 2009 8:56 a.m. - Subject: |
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sweet, in a couple months yoy can tell us how Iraq is
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'LongLeggedMackDaddy'
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| Posted: Oct 15, 2009 8:58 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I thought you were 23?
Same. Also you have kids? You’re a muai tai figher? You have a small army worth of guns and ammo?
I think you’re tricking us here young man.
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'The Devil'
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| Posted: Oct 15, 2009 9:17 a.m. - Subject: |
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skit just reminds me of some speical forces guy, not a regular marine
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Oct 15, 2009 1:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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Meh.... I wouldn’t wanna be your drill sergeant lol
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 15, 2009 2:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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You should come to New Zealand! You wont be able to get in trouble here, even if you tried as hard as you could.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Oct 15, 2009 4:13 p.m. - Subject: |
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^^^ LOL.
Hey: 23 is not too old for the thong, as long as you are not grotesquely overweight. *holds up thong again*
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'of the Universe'
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| Posted: Oct 15, 2009 6:34 p.m. - Subject: |
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If you’re grossly overweight, you can stay with me as long as you have good hygiene. I’ve always wanted a live dry erase board for my experiments and math equations. XD
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| Posted: Oct 15, 2009 9:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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It won’t be fun.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2009 1:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: If you’re grossly overweight, you can stay with me as long as you have good hygiene. I’ve always wanted a live dry erase board for my experiments and math equations. XD
Dear God that is funny. I choked on my beef pot pie when I read that.
I hate to quibble, but: How can a grotesquely overweight individual have good hygiene...? That seems impossible to me.
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2009 2:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I hate to quibble, but: How can a grotesquely overweight individual have good hygiene...? That seems impossible to me.
Yeah, it’s kinda along the lines of dating a fat chick.
You catch a wrinkle during the week and save the good stuff for the week-end.
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2009 4:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: sweet, in a couple months yoy can tell us how Iraq is
im looking forward to that.and yeah im 23 so the fuck what?!what is the problem with that?is not like we have the same lifestyle in the the USA that when you turn 18 your parents wont give a fuck to you.we have different culture her and familys her is close related to each other and we care about each other.
and also im not triking anyone i have pix its up to you if you will belive me or not
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| Posted: Oct 16, 2009 4:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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how about getting into the army or marines do you think i can be a army or mariens without being a US cityzen
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