Swine Flu
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2009 7:36 a.m. - Subject: Swine Flu |
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I got it . I don’t know how I got it. I don’t even eat pork. A word of advice...stay away from me. Going back to bed for the rest of the day now, bye.
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Power Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2009 7:53 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I don’t even eat pork.
ROFL. Yes, it seems so damned unfair, doesn’t it?
I hope you start feeling better.
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Master Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2009 8:17 a.m. - Subject: |
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It’s cool bro, Dr.Tommy boy to the rescue!
Drink plenty of fluids, Bud Ice, Ice House, Jack Daniels works fine.
Get better bro.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2009 12:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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Everyone says they got it round here.
They obviously don’t. Just the winter here oblitorates their immune system and they’re too pussy to believe it’s a common cold or something.
I wish aids upon everyone.
also, gws, wonderdawg.
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Master Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2009 12:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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Don’t take the shot either !!
That shit will fuck you up bad.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2009 12:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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MMmmmmm Pork.
Get well soon man and like Dr T says,drink lots of beer.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2009 12:55 p.m. - Subject: |
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Thanks everybody . If beer don’t cure it nothing else will :~)
BTW I don’t have to get the shot now : )
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2009 1:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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I jux got over it, get well, if beer duznt fix it im sure some bud will!!
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'The Admiral'
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2009 2:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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so you decided to make a thread about it, now anyone who replies could be infected!!
get well soon:)
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2009 2:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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Someone explain the shot to me.
All I hear is bad things, what’s wrong with it?
Also, I fucking love pork.
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Master Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2009 3:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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The H1N1 shot is suppose to be tainted.
More have died from the shot than from the actual
sickness.
The shot also causes paralysis and autism in small children.
These are not my opinions, this is what I heard.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2009 3:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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i think i got it my school even got shut down because over 900 kids were absent today and they even announced it on the news. no school until Monday its sweet!
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2009 5:15 p.m. - Subject: H1N1_5UP3R_3LEE7_l-lAXZOR HAHAHA |
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Quote: so you decided to make a thread about it, now anyone who replies could be infected!!
get well soon:)
FOOLS ! I GOT YOUR ASS NOW ROTTENEGGS!!1!
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2009 5:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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Q. What’s long and green and smells like pork?
A. Kermit’s finger.
(tapping on microphone) Is this thing on?
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2009 5:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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get well soon man :D
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2009 5:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’m immune to any of these fuckin’ pansy liberal diseases.
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Power Egg
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YIM
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2009 6:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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Go damn it Ultron 5!
You’ve killed us all!
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 20, 2009 6:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Youve killed us all!
THE DREAM IS OVER !
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Oct 21, 2009 3:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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Maddox hopes he gets swine flu.
Quote: Swine Flu Challenge:
I’m holding a contest because I want to get swine flu just to prove how stupid it is. If I get it (unlikely), I will document my recovery on Youtube for the entire duration. Expect a short video. Here’s what I’m willing to do:
Contest Rules:
# One lucky person will get the opportunity to fly me out to where you live* for one night**, and you get to sneeze in my face.
# Winner must provide a proof of having swine flu (signed doctor blood test or something along those lines).
# Winner must not have any other bullshit diseases. I don’t want your herpes, even though I can’t get them. |
Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 21, 2009 3:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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Thanks for the info Scarlet , I’ll try it . I just hope that if I cant sneeze he doesn’t expect any tounge on tounge action .
PS Scarlett If I don’t make through this it you can have my account just for the record ;~)
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