Online Pranks?
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Egg Moderator
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| Posted: Nov 08, 2009 10:10 a.m. - Subject: Online Pranks? |
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Let’s say, hypothetically, I wanted to mess with someone online. Hypothetically, I have his full name, home address, phone number, business address, fax number, email address and business website address. Hypothetically, I hate his fucking guts. I was thinking of sending an anonymous 200 page fax, but I can’t find a free online fax service that works through a proxy (hypothetically, of course). I would plan on all the usual stuff, like ordering DHL/USPS boxes, pizza, free samples, etc., but (hypothetically) need more.
Any ideas? 5* for good ones/actual effort.
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'DU HAST MICH'
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| Posted: Nov 08, 2009 10:16 a.m. - Subject: |
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A lecturer was telling us about a site in the uk (i have the link) that you can make "fake" documents of anything.
Birth certificates.
Tax shit.
even bank stuff
dunno if the US has a site simliar. but here with just that i can pretty much fuck people over. Black list them from all credit companys? no problem.
Somone even got a driving license in the name and photo of the FBI’s most wanted list.
Its pretty dam dangerous lol.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 08, 2009 10:18 a.m. - Subject: |
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hypothetically, what are you? 14?
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Egg Moderator
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| Posted: Nov 08, 2009 10:24 a.m. - Subject: |
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Hypothetically, no. Hypothetically, older than you.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 08, 2009 10:26 a.m. - Subject: |
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nothing beats the good ol flaming bag of poo on a doorstep.
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Egg Moderator
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| Posted: Nov 08, 2009 10:50 a.m. - Subject: |
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LoL, yeah.... Oldschool ftw.
But I (hypothetically) prefer anonymity atm.
Lisk, pass on the link?
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'The Admiral'
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| Posted: Nov 08, 2009 10:55 a.m. - Subject: |
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just use Tor when hypothetically box flooding him or hypothetically sending him a few pizzas.
http://www.torproject.org/
but i must warn you it goes very slow.
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'Forum Admin'
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| Posted: Nov 08, 2009 12:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Hypothetically, I have his full name, home address, phone number, business address, fax number, email address and business website address.
OH! GMT! Let’s cross check our DOX and see what we can add to each others! Mines extremely extensive, so I’m sure you can use some of it.
I’m in negotiations with Chris Hansen already, so instead of doing internet pranks, why not just grab some coffee and flip on NBC and enjoy the fun?
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Nov 08, 2009 12:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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First of all--be honest with yourself. If you REALLY REALLY hate this individual, then what you want to do is really not a "prank". What you want to do is hurt him--badly, if possible.
Without going into rationale about why you hate this person, if you’ve got enough dirt on him and know where he lives, there’s really no substitute for "real life" messing-with. You are a bright lad with knowledge of chemical compounds and explosives. Need I say more?
If you really want to use the internet to mess with someone, then it’s best to get inside the person’s head. Where does he "live" on the internet..? What’s his favorite site? Does he visit web sites at his job? Does he have a weakness for a certain type of porn? Is he trying to hide his online persona/personas from his family, friends, or employers...?
It’s always better--more satisfying and less liability--to cause a person to trip him or herself up via his weak spots, rather than to stage an out-and-out attack, which of course may prompt a counter-attack and sympathy for your target. You don’t want for people to feel sorry for your target because you went after him with such gusto, right?
If I have a lot of info on someone, one online thing that’s fun to do is (if you are careful!) is use his personal info to create eBay or other auction site accounts, list lots of cool things for sale at ridiculously cheap prices, get tons of orders and make some $$$ if you are that hard-hearted--and watch the fun begin. Uh... CAREFUL is your watchword here. You want to be CAREFUL doing stuff like that. (duh)
Anyway--I sure would not want to be that person you’re pissed at, Mr Dodge! If you feel you are justified, however: Rip him another new one for me! Pour some alcohol on it, too! :D
~~~ yours in Chaos, Scarlett
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| Posted: Nov 08, 2009 3:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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You know, I might have, hypothetically, at one point, known, hypothetically, how to access someone’s HP printer and print infinite copies of the nastiest porn on the internet. But, then again, that was a long time ago, when I was a 5cript kiddie.
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| Posted: Nov 08, 2009 5:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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LoL’d...
Quote Scarlett-156: Without going into rationale about why you hate this person, if you’ve got enough dirt on him and know where he lives, there’s really no substitute for "real life" messing-with. You are a bright lad with knowledge of chemical compounds and explosives. Need I say more?
Quote: If you really want to use the internet to mess with someone, then it’s best to get inside the person’s head. Where does he "live" on the internet..?
I’m looking for random stuff to just make his days miserable. If after a week of fun I’m not satisfied, I can kick it up a notch...
Quote Pyro-451: You know, I might have, hypothetically, at one point, known, hypothetically, how to access someone’s HP printer and print infinite copies of the nastiest porn on the internet. But, then again, that was a long time ago, when I was a 5cript kiddie.
5* for all above.
And thanks, Lisk.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 08, 2009 5:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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2 words:
Baseball bat
2 more words:
Ski Mask
You got it.
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Egg Moderator
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| Posted: Nov 08, 2009 6:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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Snowbaseball?
LuLz, I know. That would make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like nuzzling kittens in a featherbed with teddy bear pillows. But no contact or risk yet. Just want to aggravate him.
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| Posted: Nov 08, 2009 6:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Just want to aggravate him.
Aim for kneecaps
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 09, 2009 9:28 a.m. - Subject: |
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After reading this thread once....and reading the word ’hypothetically’ about fifty times I have come to the conclusion that "hypothetically" is a very strange word. It’s one of those things where if you say it out loud a billion times it sounds funny. Just thought you should know.
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'Forum Admin'
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| Posted: Nov 09, 2009 10:08 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: You know, I might have, hypothetically, at one point, known, hypothetically, how to access someone’s HP printer and print infinite copies of the nastiest porn on the internet. But, then again, that was a long time ago, when I was a 5cript kiddie.
/Tray 1 empty. Please Insert Paper.
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Normal Egg
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YIM
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| Posted: Nov 09, 2009 4:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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Lol.
Use a simple flooder to send 500000 or so emails into his primary email address, filled with the most horrible, grossout shit imaginable WARN NSFW WARN NSFW(which may be found by using the search term "Offended" on encyclopediadramatica.com)WARN NSFW WARN NSFW
And you can simply google his email address to find him online and get other, secondary ones.
Its a good start.
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| Posted: Nov 09, 2009 5:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: He was an idiot to my son.
Wait, you have a son?
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Egg Moderator
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| Posted: Nov 09, 2009 5:21 p.m. - Subject: |
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I have 2 sons. O.O
10 and 13 years old. 0.0
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| Posted: Nov 09, 2009 5:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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So far, I ordered pizza from 3 different pizza places (each with a 2 liter diet Coke) and called 2 different taxi companies. I plan on calling two more taxis after midnight. Also, I found out he drives a maroon F250. I am going to call a tow company and have show up later. I hope they hook up to it. More than likely, they are going to back up to the truck and knock on the door. Whatever. Still good.
Tomorrow, I am going to order 4 yards of horse manure while he’s at work. They deliver locally, and it’s free.
This is fun.
I’ve never used a flooder before. SHAI, HALP?
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