POLL: Could God make a rock so heavy not evem her could lift?
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Dec 10, 2007 2:35 a.m. - Subject: POLL: Could God make a rock so heavy not evem her could lift? |
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Dec 10, 2007 2:56 a.m. - Subject: |
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lol
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'DU HAST MICH'
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| Posted: Dec 10, 2007 3:17 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: evem her could lift?
Quote: No, he ccan lift anything
Quote: Yes,he could make a rock not even he could lift
So your firstly saying "God" is a Woman, then a Man.
....And then you ask if he can lift somtihng? LOL.
Fuck knows i dont believe in no "God".
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Dec 10, 2007 3:37 a.m. - Subject: |
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lol its like one of them "chicken or the egg" enless loops of thourt things
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'DU HAST MICH'
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| Posted: Dec 10, 2007 3:41 a.m. - Subject: |
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LOL KAI.
Meh god is fake. Only thought of people so they have somtihng to do in there spare time i guess....lol.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Dec 10, 2007 4:44 a.m. - Subject: |
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here is the answer....
YES
he can make a rock so heavy that he cant even lift it...because he is god and can do anything
but upon his failure to lift it, thus proving he can make one that he cant lift, he lifts it high over head....because he is god and can do anything
ps......god is fake, invented by the weak and utterly hopeless human minds that needed someone or something to place there life upon...false hope
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'therapist'
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| Posted: Dec 10, 2007 6:34 a.m. - Subject: |
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if a tree falls in da forest
would anyone be able to hear you screem?
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Dec 10, 2007 6:36 a.m. - Subject: |
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I am her,I can lift Nothing,Creation is my game...
If my gran is home alone and falls down the stairs...
Does she make a noise?
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| Posted: Dec 10, 2007 7:16 a.m. - Subject: |
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If god couldn’t lift it, he’d just play Zelda and get the power bracelets....DUUUUUH.
Also spellcheck.net
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'The Devil'
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| Posted: Dec 10, 2007 8:47 a.m. - Subject: |
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i’d be more impressed by this if you hadn’t stole the question from a George Carlin CD
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| Posted: Dec 10, 2007 1:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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Learn how to spell you retard.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Dec 10, 2007 2:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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none of the above.
if he used just his muscules with NONE of his godly magic or muscle inhansers, then mb. but he could use his powers to make the rock lighter so than it wouldnt take very much to lift it.
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Newb
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| Posted: Dec 10, 2007 2:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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God smites people who ask questions like this. It says so in the bible!
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Dec 10, 2007 3:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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it also says so in the decleration of independence, the happy meals at mcdonalds, the bettery section at autozone, gay porn sites, in mehico, and at victorias secret
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Dec 10, 2007 7:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that not even him could eat it?
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Dec 10, 2007 8:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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you got this from a tv show or movie. I remember it.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Dec 10, 2007 10:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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i forget wee i got it from =/
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'The Devil'
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| Posted: Dec 11, 2007 8:38 a.m. - Subject: |
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he got it from a george carlin cd, jesus people learn to read its a basic skill
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| Posted: Dec 11, 2007 9:55 a.m. - Subject: |
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Seeing as I’m bored as hell and have nothing else to think about, I’ll say yes. Divine power should be more important than physical strength.
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'The Devil'
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| Posted: Dec 11, 2007 11:51 a.m. - Subject: |
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the question here is that if God is all powerful he should be able to, but then again if he is all power nothing is beyond his lift
its a trick question
let’s ask a real question....why do hot dog buns come in packs of 8 but hotdogs come in packs of 10
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