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l3L00cl


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Posted: Mar 15, 2009 5:33 p.m. - Subject:

Probably a werewolf so I could use my claws to slash your jugular for asking such a gay question.


UncleHip


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Posted: Mar 15, 2009 5:42 p.m. - Subject:

I agree with Blood.


UncleHip


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Posted: Mar 15, 2009 5:42 p.m. - Subject:

But I’d castrate you first.


CleanseTheDoors


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Posted: Mar 15, 2009 6:15 p.m. - Subject:

I didn’t realize werewolves were immortal. But, if they are, I’d be one of them. That way it would only affect me once every month instead of every night.


Turdsammiches


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Posted: Mar 17, 2009 2:28 a.m. - Subject:

I would most definitely be a werewolf, so i could jump out of nowhere and place my balls on people’s faces.





also, Twilight is horrifyingly GAY!


Bier


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Posted: Mar 18, 2009 3:49 p.m. - Subject:

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Twilight is horrifyingly GAY


Have you seen it, i said the same thing til i watched it last night,

And I would be a vampire, if it was like the ones in Twilight

I always wanted to be fast lol


TOMMY_BOY


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Posted: Mar 18, 2009 4:31 p.m. - Subject:

Yep, vampires rule. They always get the hottest chicks.


Turdsammiches


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Posted: Mar 19, 2009 12:36 a.m. - Subject:

ya, i saw it, the movie was ok until it got to the baseball scene, holy fuck was it gay! if you take out that, the movie is watchable.


G-RAD


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Posted: Mar 19, 2009 8:44 a.m. - Subject:

Well, seeing Twilight made my anus loose.

But I would have to go with a vampire, cause they’re super strong and shit and girls dont want a giant wolf-man beast


Tyrant


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Posted: Mar 19, 2009 10:31 a.m. - Subject:

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and girls dont want a giant wolf-man beast


Bella falls in love with the main werewolf in one of the books.


PussyLiquor


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Posted: Mar 19, 2009 2:03 p.m. - Subject:

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I would most definitely be a werewolf, so i could jump out of nowhere and place my balls on people’s faces.


5*.

What kind of friends do you have that would want to take a guy to a twilight movie? Maybe they think you are gay?


Bier


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Posted: Mar 19, 2009 3:53 p.m. - Subject:

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Bella falls in love with the main werewolf in one of the books.


go to hell


Blackaura


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Posted: Mar 20, 2009 5:57 a.m. - Subject:

I reckon I’d be a vampire. I hate the sun anyway.
Oh and for the record. Twilight was a shitty movie.


Tyrant


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Posted: Mar 20, 2009 8:33 a.m. - Subject:

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go to hell


What, it’s true


Bier


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Posted: Mar 20, 2009 11:41 a.m. - Subject:

lol spoiler
   
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