Im done smoking.......for now.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Nov 07, 2006 10:29 p.m. - Subject: Im done smoking.......for now. |
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So I hate to say it but Im gonna be done smoking for a while. Im gonna start working at Circuit City in a couple of weeks and I personally think thats a really good job for a guy thats 16 and not worth putting on the line from dope. Though I have decided that after about 2 months of working their im gonna order this-
http://www.passdrugtest.com/urineluck.htm
Then Im back to my stoned weekends of fun!
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 07, 2006 10:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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hmm i gave up weed 2 bcz i got caought and i almost got suid and my bro has a plant so i dont want to get in trouble it suxs :( hope u pull threw
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Newb
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| Posted: Dec 27, 2006 12:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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The one good thing about giving up, is when you start again. You get stoned like a noob.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Feb 08, 2007 7:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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Those urine additive things dont work. Ever. They’re a sham, and they won’t help you AT ALL. They’re not going to give you random drug tests for no reason at all, you have to incite suspicion. And if they do give you a drug test, do what I have done time and time again. I have passed every single time using this method. You need to dilute you urine prior to the drug test. Most people try this and fail because they are idiots and dont know when to start drinking the water.Here it goes:
when you wake up the morning of the drug test, piss. Then, about an hour and a half prior to the test, drink about 6 glasses of water, then chug a beer or cranberry juice, both of which act as diuretics that will make you have to piss even more than regular water. Take this diuretic about an hour before the test. Make sure most of all that you can barely hold it at the time of the test. This means that you will have the most diluted urine. When pissing for the test, piss the beginning portion of your urine stream into the toilet, as this contains the most THC metabolites. Piss onto/into the testing device with the middle portion of your piss stream, as this is the most diluted with water. There you have it. A percectly clean drug test.
You don’t have to follow all of these guidelines unless you are really cautious. I usually just do the water drinking part a while before so that I have to piss fairly bad right before the test.
The goal of this technique is to dilute the urine. Almost all drug tests can detect THC metabolites in urine at 50 nanograms per liter or higher. The key to passing this is to having a lower than 50 ng/l concentration of the metabolites. The more water you drink, the more your urine will consist of water and not bladder excretions that make urine different than water. These include creatinine, THC metabolites, and other waste products that your body is trying to get rid of. It’s a good sign that you will pass if your urine is completely clear coming out, with no tint of yellow.
DONT be an idiot and try to drink a bunch of water weeks in advance, that’s not going to do a damn thing but make you have to piss for no good reason other than for the hell of it. If you really want to however, buy a home drug test kit and test yourself using the aforementioned technique.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Feb 08, 2007 7:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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There is a lot of misinformation out there. There is no product available on the market that will help you pass a drug test whatsoever. The only effective means of passing is the one that I have outlined. I forgot to add the common sense rule of not smoking once you have been informed that there will be one soon. That’s quite important. However, I will say that my parents tested me 3 days after I had smoked the most pot in my life and I passed. If you are a casual smoker and only do it on the weekends, you are sure you are sure to pass using this method.
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| Posted: Feb 11, 2007 4:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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Awesome i think ill make an egg on this one.
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